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CODL!! 💎🍑
#TootCoin :tootcoin:

The TootCoinCorp legal team is hiring!

Preference given to those with extensive #WhiteCollarCrime defense experience, as well as anyone we can poach from their current position at US and UK #FinancialRegulatoryAgencies

Come and join our robust, growing industry that is here for the long haul!

#TootCoin :tootcoin:

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards TootCoin :tootcoin:

#Tribute #MLK #TootCoin 👑

In our latest issue, we speak with researchers from the TootCoin Development Institute for Social Progress about their new study:

All This Time, It Was Right In Front Of Us: Enforcing Positivity In Quote-Toots Using TootCoin :tootcoin: Micropayments As Reward And Punishment Mechanism

#TootCoin

In our latest newsletter:

"TootCoin isn't volatile and unpredictable, it's everything else that's volatile and unpredictable!" - Number 17 on our list of 50 Important Rationalizations Every #TootCoin :tootcoin: Investor Should Know.

This just in:

TCX (TootCoin Exchange) has lent a "significant" portion of its customer deposits to Sam Bankman-Fried's legal defense fund.

In other news:

We speak to a panel of market analysts who believe TCX-Token is one of the most undervalued gems going into the 2023 bull market 📈🚀 🌙🤑🤑🤑

#TootCoin :tootcoin: #TCX-Token

This just in:

TCX (TootCoin Exchange) has lent a "significant" portion of its customer deposits to Sam Bankman-Fried's legal defense fund.

In other news:

We speak to a panel of market analysts who believe TCX-Token is one of the most undervalued gems going into the 2023 bull market 📈🚀 🌙🤑🤑🤑

#TootCoin:tootcoin: #TCX-Token

TootCoin Magazine is hiring!

We're looking for an energetic, scruples-free Photoshop expert for our upcoming pieces about the mass adoption of #TootCoin :tootcoin:

Application details on the website🤓

Our New Year's resolution?

Buy more #TootCoin :tootcoin: , of course!

What's yours?

What?

Oh nothing, just testing out the beta version of Mastodon's #TootCoin tipping integration 😍

Don't spend it all in one place*
:tootcoin:

(*Note: due to the current lack of businesses accepting TootCoin in exchange for goods and services, it's likely that you will in fact want to spend it all in one place)

The editorial board would like to assure you that we are *definitely* done selling our excess TootCoin holdings and you should feel *extremely* confident investing at these levels.

The current price is, without a shred of exaggeration, a generational buying opportunity for you, and you will regret forever if you wuss out on this. Don't be a scared baby. Do it, or are you a little wuss baby like everyone says?

#TootCoin

Our sister token, USDToot, just released its latest proof of reserves statement.

Proud to report that the stablecoin is fully backed by our TootCoin holdings (which in turn are backstopped largely by the USDToot).

Circle of life 🤩

#TootCoin #Audit

A Great Day For Free Speech:

We are pleased to be able to share that TootCoin Magazine™ has just been reinstated on Twitter 😍🐦

#TootCoin

📢In our latest issue📢

Here's Lookin' At You, Kid: a deep dive into the #TootCoin regulatory framework memo released today by England's ruling goat junta.

Is it bullish? Find the answer to this and other reader questions inside.

Freedom of speech is freedom of gambling, and that's just human rights, my friend. ❤️

#TootCoin #Empowerment

A message from the Board of Directors at TootCoinCorp, LLC:

We welcome the legal action taken today by a small group of delusional former TCC customers.

The allegations, which can only be described as the wild rantings of a clinically insane paranoiac, will be proven completely false; our accounting practices and handling of customer funds have been nothing short of unassailable in their propriety and transparency.

We look forward to crushing these litigious worms in court.

#TootCoin

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TootCoin Magazine
Due to recent FBI domain seizures, some #TootCoin users will temporarily be unable to view their BlueChipNFT™ images. If this applies to you:
Please submit a request on our Discord for a physical DVD containing your images.
Be sure to include:
- your mailing address & phone
- a reasonable hand-drawn facsimile of each NFT
- screenshot of CashApp payment of USD$10 S&H fee (note that we cannot currently process TootCoin payments due to extreme market conditions)

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TootCoin Magazine
Due to recent FBI domain seizures, some #TootCoin users will temporarily be unable to view their BlueChipNFT™ images. If this applies to you:
Please submit a request on our Discord for a physical DVD containing your images.
Be sure to include:
- your mailing address & phone
- a reasonable hand-drawn facsimile of each NFT
- screenshot of CashApp payment of USD$10 S&H fee (note that we cannot currently process TootCoin payments due to extreme market conditions)

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TootCoin Magazine
Due to recent FBI domain seizures, some #TootCoin users will temporarily be unable to view their BlueChipNFT™ images. If this applies to you:
Please submit a request on our Discord for a physical DVD containing your images.
Be sure to include:
- your mailing address & phone
- a reasonable hand-drawn facsimile of each NFT
- screenshot of CashApp payment of USD$10 S&H fee (note that we cannot currently process TootCoin payments due to extreme market conditions)

LOL 😆
TootCoin Magazine
Due to recent FBI domain seizures, some #TootCoin users will temporarily be unable to view their BlueChipNFT™ images. If this applies to you:
Please submit a request on our Discord for a physical DVD containing your images.
Be sure to include:
- your mailing address & phone
- a reasonable hand-drawn facsimile of each NFT
- screenshot of CashApp payment of USD$10 S&H fee (note that we cannot currently process TootCoin payments due to extreme market conditions)