If you don't want your posts to be found, searched, or indexed, you can do a few things.

First, don't post anything publicly.
Second, don't add a hashtag or worse, more than one hashtag to your posts.
Third, don't opt in to any search function.
Fourth, don't let anyone follow you.
Fifth, don't follow anyone.
Seventh, why are you here anyway?
Eighth, you're crazy.
Ninth, just number 9. You know why.
Tenth, Dave Letterman wants your pants.

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Top Ten Reasons Donald Trump should never be elected into office ever again:
10. He poops his pants
9. We saw what happened last time
8. grifter / con-man
7. rapist
6. tax fraud
5. destroyed the middle class
4. supports white supremacists
3. smells like a ham rotting in the sun
2. DeSantis would never win, anyway
1. teeny tiny mushroom dick
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A GENEALOGIST'S TOP 10 PROBLEMS

1. A German census taker talking to an Italian family about an Irish neighbor who wasn't home.

2. Forgets to eat for two days when a new archive goes live.

3. Census takers who were taught to write by chickens.

4. 1890.

5. Is that a 'T' or an 'F"? ... It's an F. It needs to be a 'T' or the research is wrong.

6. Spent three weeks researching the wrong Wilhemena Kopfelpultz.

7. Accidentally told Grandma she's adopted.

8. Actual tick mark or accident? Choose wisely.

9. Non-hoarding distant relatives.

10. Have to plan vacations around cemetery hours.

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Top 10 Reasons Trump Should Never Be President Again
10. Jeff Tiedrich would have an aneurysm
9. He'll be in prison by then
8. Nikki Haley humiliation
7. We need catharsis
6. He poops his pants
5. the whole mushroom dick thing
4. 25,000+ lies during his administration
3. covfefe
2. Depends
1. McDonald's sign isn't big enough to read "100 Mega-Gazillion Served"
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The end of 2022 is finally upon us! To celebrate, we ranked up and shared some lists of films released last year. Check it out through the links in our bio!

#NewYears #happynewyear #byebye2022 #filmpodcast #toptenlist