I’ve been very clear. We don’t wear tights. Spray tan. 
*Invents excuse to delay meeting, gets wax and spray tan, arrives at meeting*
Important Non-Tory Woman: Hello! Thanks for coming. Coffee? Isn’t the weather awful? Thank heavens for winter tights… goodness, bare legs in a blizzard! You must be freezing. Come and sit by the radiator you poor thing. Anyway, about this Important Subject we need to discuss…
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