Published in The Times and The Sunday Times
Low bar targets which will fail… as always with the Tories
#RishiMaths #teachers #ToryBrokenBritain #ToryMathsQuestions #ToryLiars
#rishimaths #teachers #torybrokenbritain #torymathsquestions #ToryLiars
Dear PM. I didn't do so well at maths at school (shouty, impatient, crap teacher) but even I can see that a 2% pay offer is actually a decrease when considering inflationary uplift. Go back and do your sums again. Poor effort!
RT @J_Andrew_Evans
#ToryLies #Tory #ToryMaths #ToryMathsQuestions #NHSCrisis
#torylies #Tory #torymaths #torymathsquestions #NHSCrisis
Q) What do you get when you have a functioning #NHS in one hand & #ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern in the other?
A) An #NHSCrisis, impoverished & smaller #NHSstaff on the brink & untold patient suffering.
Simples.
#ToryMathsQuestions #Maths #mathchat #RishiMaths #RishiSunak #GTTO
#nhs #ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern #nhscrisis #NHSstaff #torymathsquestions #Maths #mathchat #rishimaths #rishisunak #GTTO
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Letter sent to my MP.
Please feel free to copy/ adapt and send to yours.
Doesn’t matter if they don’t reply ~ we need to flood their inboxes.
#RishiSunak #NHSCrisis #NHSinCrisis #NHSPrivatisation #bbcpm #ToryMathsQuestions #ToryDemocide
#rishisunak #nhscrisis #nhsincrisis #nhsprivatisation #bbcpm #torymathsquestions #ToryDemocide
RT @snigskitchen@twitter.com
If you expect children to study maths to 18, but you don't have enough maths teachers, how long will it take the British public to work out this is just another meaningless promise, set to be broken? #ToryMathsQuestions https://twitter.com/snigskitchen/status/1610555256706043911
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/snigskitchen/status/1610556104701878272
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HEY @RishiSunak@twitter.com ~ here’s some ‘#Maths’ for you:
12 years of #torygovernment + 1 #nhs = ?
#RishiMaths #RishiSunak #ToryMathsQuestions #bbcwato #bbcpm #NHSOnLifeSupport #NHSCrisis #rishi
#maths #torygovernment #nhs #rishimaths #rishisunak #torymathsquestions #bbcwato #bbcpm #nhsonlifesupport #nhscrisis #Rishi
Sunak maths question. If
B=⬇️ no. of working people
R=⬇️ tax revenue
E=productivity ⬇️
X=export ⬇️
I=⬆️ in red tape
T=⬇️ investment
What does BxR+(E+X+IxT)=
#ToryMathsQuestions #torychaos
#torymathsquestions #torychaos
RT @snigskitchen@twitter.com
Hi @RishiSunak@twitter.com, @SteveBarclay@twitter.com & @Jeremy_Hunt@twitter.com,
When you've worked out how to staff your plan for children to study maths to 18, perhaps you might put this graph on the new syllabus? It's certainly instructive.
#ToryMathsQuestions #RishiDoesMaths
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/snigskitchen/status/1610564425119059970
#torymathsquestions #rishidoesmaths
RT @PaulbernalUK@twitter.com
If you have 100,000 constituents and a salary of £80k, how many holidays in the Caribbean can you take before anyone cares? #ToryMathsQuestions
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/PaulbernalUK/status/1610556880539234305
How much more #ExcessMortality in the #NHS will we be able to get away with before people get rid of us?
▪️Do NOT share your answer
#excessmortality #nhs #torymathsquestions
Exactly how much money do you get before you are required to refer to your pay as *compensation™️*
▪️Write on both sides of the fag packet
▪️Do NOT show your workings out
RT @PaulbernalUK@twitter.com
If you donate £100,000 to the Tories, what is the expected value of your PPE contract? #ToryMathsQuestions