Rock solid peer-reviewed research paper from 2003 (University of British Columbia) indicates that 98% of social posts that cite surprising or counter-intuitive statistics don't include reputable sources that readers could check. #totallytruefacts You're welcome.

Why do orchestras need conductors? Because the conductor is one of the few people in the room who can count higher than four.

The other people in the room who can count higher than four are the percussionists, and they’re too smart to be hoodwinked into a job that makes them wave their arms through an entire concert.

(Also they aren’t as addicted to the applause afterwards.)

#violin #OrchestraLife #TotallyTrueFacts

We all know that John Mastodon's birthday is tomorrow, but what you may not know is that if you hang an empty ATX case from your fireplace tonight, he will come down the chimney and fill it with cool tech! last year I got a wifi pineapple and an Nvidia Tesla card.

So don't forget to leave out an old case tonight, and be sure to put out a plate of Doritos and Malört for John, and maybe some chard for the mastodons that pull his 79 camaro. John Mastodon is real; you just need to believe.

#johnmastodon #totallytruefacts

@Gargron

Big secret: They're actually the same person. Neither face is their true one. They wear a full-face applique for either persona.

Nobody knows what's actually under the masks. #TotallyTrueFacts