Wren :bc: :heart_transgender: · @WrenArcher
539 followers · 1789 posts · Server beige.party

One of my biggest sources of frustrations lately is bra shopping. Specifically trying to find a bra that fits my big-chest/small-boob ratio, is comfortable ANNND-uh... doesn't cause uni-boob.

I mean why???

We live in the damn 21st century! How is it this hard to make a wireless bra, that's comfy but can still make these hard earned bewbs of mine (little as they may be) have a valley between the peaks???

#transgirlproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

Wren :bc: :heart_transgender: · @WrenArcher
469 followers · 1496 posts · Server beige.party

I think this kid may have given me something that will convince my therapist to give me that letter I need for surgery.

tiktok.com/@makereadytv/video/

#transgirlproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

Wren :bc: :heart_transgender: · @WrenArcher
378 followers · 1199 posts · Server beige.party

Here’s a fun story from me, the oh so very experienced trans girl. Not!

So the other day I went walking with my wife and a friend of hers around seven o’clock in the evening.

Now I’ve mentioned I live in the Houston area, right? You know where the humidity is so oppressive there isn’t enough antiperspirant in the entire county to keep a person from sweating buckets on an evening walk…
.
.
.
and have the sides

of her wig

*lift up* off her head.

Yeah… i felt totally glamorous. 😐

Learn from my mistakes ladies.
Glue that shit down.

#transgirlproblems #rookiemistake

Last updated 1 year ago

Emily · @emilyds
8 followers · 52 posts · Server mstdn.party

Support your local trans girl! 🏳️‍⚧️♀️
👌🏻DOs & DONTs🙅🏻‍♀️

💯DO: DM her in Zoom if she seems unaware her boobs are sitting out behind her on a dresser and in clear view of her camera.
🤦🏻‍♀️DON'T: Ever mention this again, at any time or for any reason.

#wfh #trans #transfem #supportyourlocaltransgirl #justtransgirlthings #transgirlproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

Emily · @emilyds
8 followers · 49 posts · Server mstdn.party

Peak ADHD is getting dressed to go out when you suddenly realize:

1) you took off the leggings you planned to wear
2) ... and you don't recall when or why
3) ... and you can't find them

#adhd #adhdwomen #transgirlproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

Emily · @emilyds
8 followers · 45 posts · Server mstdn.party
Emily · @emilyds
4 followers · 37 posts · Server mstdn.party

Support your local trans girl! 🏳️‍⚧️♀️
👍🏻 DOs & DONTs 👎🏻

💯 DO: Compliment her boots!
🤦🏻‍♀️ DON'T: Compliment her boots in the gym locker room while you're completely naked and standing provocatively.

#trans #transfem #supportyourlocaltransgirl #justtransgirlthings #transgirlproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

Emily · @emilyds
2 followers · 33 posts · Server mstdn.party

Support your local trans girl!
DOs & DONTs

DON'T: Approach her at the gym and tearfully declare that you're an ally, then without prompting or asking permission, hug her.

#supportyourlocaltransgirl #trans #transfem #transfeminine #transwomenarewomen #justtransgirlthings #transgirlproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

Emily · @emilyds
1 followers · 6 posts · Server mstdn.party

Realizing you need to start paying attention to the price of shoes on Amazon, because those cute boots you like might cost $600 for no reason whatsoever.

#justtransgirlthings #transgirlproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

My stupid wrist bone decided my arm-shaving routine needed extra blood this morning. Owie.

The extra shitty part is that it’s not the first time. You’d think I’d learn but…

#transgirlproblems

Last updated 2 years ago