Prison transfer.. prisoner is getting sick... guard is a dick...

Cut to two guys ia garage.. kid comes in...

She discovered my watching. Poopysocks. She let me settle on a Mars documentary after seeing for herself that there ain't shit on.

Meaning there's nothing but shit on.

🤣 Anyway, I have yet to see an episode.

I only know of the show through comedy skits, and that it's on "all the time" on NITRO, which is the cheesy action trash channel.

#AlarmFürCobra11 #TrashTV

I changed the channel...

... to #AlarmFürCobra11. 😜

Let's see how long before she notices.

#TrashTV

Vernünftiges #trashtv wird auch immer rarer.

Vorführsendungen à la "Familien am Abgrund, Die Hartz4-Baracken von Leipzig etc." gucke ich nicht u. dann wird's auch schon eng.

Übergangsweise gucke ich halt diverse YT-Formate, in denen auch genug x-Promis ihr Unwesen treiben. 🙃

#trashtv

#7vswild ist definitiv das bessere #ibes.

https://www.youtube.com/@7_vs._wild

Equal goes it loose!
#99GegenEiner #TrashTV

It goes loose!

#MyMomYourDad #TrashTV

Aaand end the show on the big guy damn near having a heart attack from trying to dance the balls out of a fanny pack type thing.

To be continued next week! 😜 I don't know why I expected them to run through all 99 games tonight. Silly me.

#99GegenEiner #Sat1 #TrashTV

I'm watching streaming on livestreamde dot com, she's watching #GoodbyeDeutschland on the TV.

I didn't have to set up an account, and I can do it from behind the firewalls, so gravy.

#99GegenEiner #Sat1 #TrashTV

Ooo! Technical drama! Did he hold on to his balloon instead of bouncing it off his hand? Find out, after the break! 🤣 To me, it looked obvious, and repeated.

#99GegenEiner #Sat1 #TrashTV

It goes loose!

100 people, 99 rounds, 1 winner.

#99GegenEiner #Sat1 #TrashTV

Seit kurzem wieder aus der Sommerpause zurück: @Aruetzel mit #VerbrechenAmFernsehen 🥰

Die Folge mit Sebastian - @elhotzo - Hotz ist zwar schon eine Woche alt, aber trotzdem noch immer absolut hörenswert!

#BadSoodenAllendorf #podcasttipp #podcast #trashtv #VaF

https://pca.st/episode/17ecf4ca-93bc-4f3b-8b3f-dd94ac2b2c50

Gudrun. That's the name of overbite mom. 😜 I don't mean this in a negative way, at all. It's appealing. They don't usually pick unattractive people for dating shows.

Anyway, dancing is commencing.

One can tell who's been imbibing, and there's more than one. 🤣

Previews of coming attractions, and end.

#MyMomYourDad #TrashTV

PS - the waffles are delicious.

Hot tub time!

Overbite blonde mom and bleached bald dad share the hot tub. Background music hints at coming drama.

Now the trumpet changes the music to latin boom chikka bow wow. 😜

#MyMomYourDad #TrashTV

Grey hair dad and overbite blonde mom make waffles.

Monkey see, monkey do.

#MyMomYourDad #TrashTV

Long haired dad and non glasses brunette, Anja (as opposed to Tanja, the other brunette who needs glasses to drive), play bocce ball.

Now Tanja und curly hair dad play darts.

After lawn games, a question, posed by the kid, is pulled out of a box.

Cut to kids playing in the pool

Cut back to long hair dad, Steffen?, and Anja.

#MyMomYourDad #TrashTV

And once again the tendency to cut to commercial mid-scene, often mid-dialogue, drives me to fury in the blink of an eye.

*spirals*

Fuck you, #VOX. I hope your advertisers cock tasted good.

*spirals*

I'm not sure where the possessive apostrophe goes in "advertisers." It's a plural noun ending in s. Blä.

*slaps self*

Wu sah. Wu sah.

*bubbles*

#MyMomYourDad #TrashTV

Now the parents play "who is this?" with photos chosen by the kids, and pulled at random out a box. I think.

#MyMomYourDad #TrashTV

Ooo! I see there's one extra dad? At least, there's a rotating sit out each time they change tables for que card questions dating.

This round curly hair dad has to sit out, and he's giving the dad who just sat at the table of the mom he was talking to a dirty look. 😜 Drama is a'brewin'!

#MyMomYourDad #TrashTV

Back to the kids. The hostess explains the kid's control room, and what their roles in this are.

🤣🤣 There are points? If your parent blames you for something, points are deducted. If your parent succeeds in a challenge the child has conceived, points are added. Or something like that.

Cut back to parents, and some of the dads have already gone peacock, so to speak. 🤣 Exaggerated mating rituals..

#MyMomYourDad #TrashTV

Now the hostess has gathered the kids, and finding out why they think their parent should be here.

Cut to the parents and the first activity. Cue card questions dating! But the cue card questions were written by the kids! 🤣

#MyMomYourDad #TrashTV