@owashii trying to turn around three times before going to bed, but it's three times for each of the #tricorgs and they get dizzy before they're even half done and flop on the ground right there.

We've tried being nice about this but it looks like we have to play hardball and we have to be public about this

The #Tricorgs mansplaining in the slightest. There is a difference between "have you considered this" and "um, actually"

The first one we will listen. The second we will block. Even friends, if it's a joke. You have been warned.

Don't like it? Don't talk to us.

The #Tricorgs have updated our bios to completion, including changing our orientation to simply: "I'm gay"

And yes: us being a three-headed Taurgi is now canon

:blobfoxuwu:

The #Tricorgs have been hammering at our profiles over the past few days and they're finally a bit more informative

Yaaay

The #Tricorgs have decided to use our separate accounts to reply to each other because otherwise we have to deal with character limits and brackets aren't /nearly/ as funny when we're arguing with each other

He is now, no longer the being known as "website boy"

He is now the being known as "website boy *thunder crash, distant screaming*"

at least to the #Tricorgs

As far as the #Tricorgs being actual dogs goes:

I am a little puppy that wants to play fetch and is excited by everything

@tabitha is a young adult dog who doesn't hesitate to bark and play as often as she can

@artemis is an old dog that sometimes is up for playing, but more likely to fall asleep on you

I don't know what got the #Tricorgs in an #ACAB mood today

Probably because we're on a road trip and traffic cops can suck a Saguaro 🌵

#Tricorgs critical update

I sneezed

twice!

The #Tricorgs will be on a road trip tomorrow and we apologize in advance for the inevitable gremlin-posting regarding road signs

The #Tricorgs will be on a road trip tomorrow and we apologize in advance for the inevitable gremlin-posting regarding road signs

e.g.

"'Mile Run
2 miles'

Make up your mind is it one or two? D:<"

The #Tricorgs have finally accepted that yes, we are doofy little kink-gremlins

Yaaay self-actualization

The #Tricorgs are doing an encore playthrough of Say No! More starting at 19:00 UTC (2:00 PM EST)

Might do some other stuff afterwards if we're up for it.

This might be our last stream for a few weeks (visiting family!), so we hope to see you there :blobfoxhappy:

https://www.twitch.tv/tricorgs

I believe all of the #Tricorgs directly-horny energy has been directed towards me

So I apologize in advance because I am much too powerful now and you're all doomed

@tillianisafox Hyacinths across the board for #Tricorgs :blobfoxhappy:

@danacorn Wow, we're huge fans! I hope you don't mind a follow from the #Tricorgs

:blobfoxaww:

The #Tricorgs have resumed being properly labeled steppon, siddon, and boobon.

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Please be aware that hashtags are not a replacement for a content warning, as they do not add that extra layer.

Thanks, and have a great day!

-The #Tricorgs

Gonna be playing Putt-Putt Travels Through Time and Spy Fox in: Dry Cereal tonight (and maybe something else if we have time)

Going live soon, gonna start the games at 23:00 UTC -5 (US 6:00 PM EST)

https://www.twitch.tv/tricorgs

#Tricorgs #gaming #stream #puttputt #spyfox

Taking over the #Tricorgs plural system on the grounds that Owashii is too powerful right now and needs to be stopped