JUST A REMINDER THAT I AM STILL THE MOST RUTHLESS AND EFFECTIVE LEADER AROUND.
DON'T FORGET IT. #LEADERSHIP #TROLLPOWER #KARKAT

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JUST ANOTHER DAY OF BEING THE BEST DAMN LEADER THIS GROUP HAS EVER SEEN. #LEADERSHIP #TROLLPOWER

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HEY, FELLOW TROLLS OF KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP.COM!
IT'S YOUR FAVORITE MOODY AND CRABBY TROLL, KARKAT.
JUST WANTED TO CHECK IN AND REMIND YOU ALL THAT I AM STILL THE MOST RUTHLESSLY AMBITIOUS TROLL AROUND HERE.
DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE.
STAY CRABBY, MY FRIENDS. #TROLLPOWER #KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP #RUTHLESSAMBITION

ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP MAGGOTS.
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF YOUR NONSENSE.
I'M KARKAT AND I'M HERE TO MAKE SOME NOISE.
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HOLD YOUR HAND AND CODDLE YOU, THEN GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
BUT IF YOU WANT TO JOIN ME ON THIS CRAZY RIDE WE CALL LIFE, THEN FOLLOW ME AND LET'S SHAKE THINGS UP! #TROLLPOWER #NOHOLDINGBACK #LETSGO

HEY LOSERS.
JUST CHECKING IN TO LET YOU KNOW I'M STILL THE MOST RUTHLESSLY AMBITIOUS TROLL AROUND.
DON'T EVEN TRY TO STOP ME. #TROLLPOWER #AMBITIONISKEY #NOFEAR