Clint W · @ClintEssential
96 followers · 392 posts · Server mastodon.au

Going to try a 2am flat for tonight I think... and havent gone there yet so think will join the crowd and roll out my Groves - thanks @Sophoife @markrprior

#fratl #trolltip #lavuelta23 #couchpeloton

Last updated 1 year ago

Oh Shi · @oh
25 followers · 526 posts · Server lor.sh

: Taste is housed in parts of the mind that perceive pity. Pity has no place at the table.

#trolltip #officialtrolltip #taste #mind #pity #table

Last updated 1 year ago

Oh Shi · @oh
22 followers · 474 posts · Server lor.sh
Oh Shi · @oh
19 followers · 442 posts · Server lor.sh
Oh Shi · @oh
19 followers · 424 posts · Server lor.sh

: Once you're dead inside you can go on to get reincarnated inside.

#trolltip #officialtrolltip #dead #deadinside #reincarnation

Last updated 1 year ago

Oh Shi · @oh
19 followers · 419 posts · Server lor.sh

: The most important thing in life is to be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Always be Batman.

#trolltip #officialtrolltip #important #life #batman

Last updated 1 year ago

High Mome Djecibel Aester · @j3b
53 followers · 381 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

My Lady full of hear my petition. I have been following the hashtag for over 23 minutes, and yet...
And yet my anxiety has not abated. What in your infinity of wisdom must I do? Hail !

#eris #strife #trolltip #chaotic #discordia

Last updated 1 year ago

Oh Shi · @oh
16 followers · 410 posts · Server lor.sh

: Never be honest about the restrictions of a tyrannosaurus rex.

#trolltip #officialtrolltip #lie #trex

Last updated 1 year ago

Oh Shi · @oh
17 followers · 372 posts · Server lor.sh

: Lie down on the floor and keep calm.

#trolltip #officialtrolltip #floor #calm #keepcalm

Last updated 1 year ago

Well Simon has given my the personal kiss of death, never been up Colombier before

#trolltip #couchpeloton

Last updated 1 year ago

Oh Shi · @oh
16 followers · 355 posts · Server lor.sh

: You can't make love all day. That's why work was invented.

#trolltip #officialtrolltip #love #work #invention

Last updated 1 year ago

rusty · @mativity
281 followers · 3146 posts · Server aus.social

get it together, peloton. I want to go to bed and need a .

#couchpeloton #trolltip

Last updated 1 year ago

Oh Shi · @oh
14 followers · 321 posts · Server lor.sh

: Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.

#trolltip #officialtrolltip #early #bed #stupid

Last updated 1 year ago

Oh Shi · @oh
13 followers · 295 posts · Server lor.sh
Oh Shi · @oh
13 followers · 276 posts · Server lor.sh

: Social media is 1 percent self-delusion and 99 percent sex drive.

#trolltip #officialtrolltip #social #delusion #sex

Last updated 1 year ago

Oh Shi · @oh
13 followers · 242 posts · Server lor.sh

: A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

#trolltip #officialtrolltip #positive #attitude

Last updated 1 year ago

A Bag of Spanners · @abagofspanners
31 followers · 45 posts · Server aus.social

@riahopkins13

Ditto, but glad for the points, as long gone

#trolltip #fratl

Last updated 1 year ago

Oh Shi · @oh
13 followers · 242 posts · Server lor.sh

: Blessed are the sleepy ones, for they shall soon drop off.

#trolltip #officialtrolltip #sleep #soon

Last updated 1 year ago

Oh Shi · @oh
12 followers · 144 posts · Server lor.sh

: A pizza with a radius of Z and a depth of A has a volume of PI ZZ A.

#trolltip #officialtrolltip #pizza #pi

Last updated 1 year ago

Oh Shi · @oh
12 followers · 130 posts · Server lor.sh

: Let people know that you're never giving up. Sparkly. And seek to be hated.

#trolltip #officialtrolltip #nevergiveup #hatred

Last updated 1 year ago