Id like to say "The wine of Greg Hands" but the whine of #GregHands will no longer be heard so much across the H of C,now hes doin an even more useless job,Tory Party Chairman.Mind u,the whine of #EdwardAgar & #LordCallanan can still be heard,& the ghost whine of Eddie Hughes who may be the last survivor of the Crimean war & wears a beard balaclava for Walsall North will be herd. #GeneralElection #TrueAsLordTrue

Id like to say "The wine of Greg Hands" but the whine of #GregHands will no longer be heard so much across the H of C,now hes doin an even more useful job,Tory Party Chairman.Mind u,the whine of #EdwardAgar & #LordCallanan can still be heard,& the ghost whine of Eddie Hughes who may be the last survivor of the Crimean war & wears a beard balaclava for Walsall North will be herd. #GeneralElection #TrueAsLordTrue

Id like to say "The wine of Greg Hands" but the whine of #GregHands will no longer be heard so much across the H of C,now hes doin an even more useful job,Tory Party Chairman.Mind u,the whine of #EdwardAgar & #LordCallanan can still be heard,& the ghost whine of #EddieHughes whose ancestor was the last survivor of the Crimean war & wears a beard balaclava for Walsall North will be herd. #GeneralElection #TrueAsLordTrue

Id like to say "The wine of Greg Hands" but the whine of #GregHands will no longer be heard so much across the H of C,now hes doin an even more useful job,Tory Party Chairman.Mind u,the whine of #EdwardAgar & #LordCallanan can still be heard,& the ghost whine of Eddie Hughes whose ancestor was the last survivor of the Crimean war & wears a beard balaclava for Walsall North will be herd. #GeneralElection #TrueAsLordTrue