Farts will always be funny

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Sir Willington · @Animeprincess
7 followers · 228 posts · Server defcon.social

qz.com/nvidias-jensen-huang-ha

FINALLY!
Someone is asking the most important question of our time

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Dragon · @dragonknits
28 followers · 536 posts · Server mstdn.social

@sodslawyer Ahh, but broken biscuits have no calories (they leak out the broken edges).

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Farrell · @Farrell
40 followers · 2419 posts · Server raggedfeathers.com

@lilithsaintcrow

My spouse does the food shopping because we can't afford my bail.

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Kamikaze · @Kamikaze
236 followers · 423 posts · Server comics.town

Colin is like a Dragon Ball fusion of Link and Audrey.

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the trouble with mia · @fkamiah17
1721 followers · 13622 posts · Server toot.wales

The wearing of bedsocks is a one way street. Trust me on this. Invest wisely before bed sock futures get out of hand.

#coziness #life #trufax

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I’m so bad at Deus Ex: Mankind Divided that I’ve never actually managed to make it through the tutorial…

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Chris Ponting · @ChrisPonting
167 followers · 538 posts · Server mas.to

Remember, D:Ream are one of only two groups named after paper sizes. The other being the Quireboys. Obvs.

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#trufax #cats

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@mrvelocipede No such thing as too many beads

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Boobies are mysterious blobs with a mind of their own

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Boobies are mysterious boobs with a mind of their own

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Ben · @Shipbutty
4 followers · 41 posts · Server mastodon.me.uk

The town of Blerone is the home to the highest mountain in Northern Ireland and is famous for its

People used to come to Blerone just to sample it and advertised its triangle chocolate with come to Blerone on the pack.

Over time this became then just

#trufax #chocolate #ComeToBlerone #toblerone

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Petrichor Squirrel · @PetrichorSquirrel
237 followers · 7147 posts · Server meow.social

@foxhkron we call the two dollar coin a double-double

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Liru · @Liru
8 followers · 18 posts · Server mstdn.io

If you spend enough time with a person, you can literally absorb their consciousness into your mind.
You each lose a part of yourself, but in exchange gain a larger piece of the other.
The brain is amazing.

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Last updated 6 years ago

Only two vocalists have ever brought me to tears during a concert

Peter Hammill singing "My Room (Waiting For Wonderland)" in 2008
Pepper Coyote singing "Lighthouse" in 2018

Now I kinda want to see each of them do the other one's song

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daftendefunkt · @rook
78 followers · 9693 posts · Server hulvr.com

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