@cafuego Reminds me of the old joke:

Reporter goes to interview a woman who has 87 sons. Of course so many kids running around means she has to do a lot of parenting mid-interview and it turns out every single kid is called "Dave"

Reporter asks why, and she explains that it saves a lot of time. Like, at dinner, she doesn't have to call out 87 names, she can just yell "DAVE! Dinner's ready!". Or when it's bedtime, she can just yell "DAVE! Bedtime!" And anyway she's noticed other parents are always mixing up the kid's names, and that's never happened to her.

Reporter isn't satisfied. "What happens if you need to speak to just one specific kid though? How do you address them if they all have the same name?"
"Oh that's easy, I just use their surname"
#Rimshot #TryTheVeal

What is the first dance taught to chicken who want to be exotic dancers?

The Chicken Strip.

#groaner #dadjokeftw #trytheveal

@clive Then there was a guy who fed ink to a cow. The cow then mooed indigo

#TryTheVeal

@clive
Sounds like the kind of thing that would grow on you #TryTheVeal

I know there’s a lot going on in the world so here’s pictures of my Grand Niece. Finally got to meet her for the first time. She’s a Corona kid born in 2020. In 11 years she’ll be a Quarenteen #Rimshot #TryTheVeal

Wanking solemnly on about a mythical positive Brexit and getting it this hopelessly wrong captures the pseudo-intellectualism of its supporters so parody-defyingly perfectly there *has* to be a @Telegraph@twitter.com mole…

A "fifth" columnist, if you will.

#TryTheVeal
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