mbc · @momsbasementcapital
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Yikes. #PhonyStark up to his old tricks.
https://www.emptywheel.net/2023/08/17/as-xitters-lawyer-stalled-doj-elon-musk-met-with-jim-jordan-twice-and-kevin-mccarthy/
Also, I just wanted to point out that #HurricaneHillary is on a possible collision course with both the Fremont and Gigglefactory #Tesla plants. Let's hope she hath no mercy. 🌀
#PhonyStark #hurricanehillary #tesla #tslaq #pos #musk
mbc · @momsbasementcapital
46 followers · 363 posts · Server techhub.socialThis may not be the best idea as it's a total fucking conflict of interest and obviously a bail out for $8chan, but I'm sure super brain genius has already figured his way out of it, the ∞D chess he master he is.
#phonystark #tslaq #musk #pos
https://www.cbtnews.com/tesla-to-build-its-own-data-centers-as-it-scales-self-driving-business/
mbc · @momsbasementcapital
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h100gfld · @h100gfld
61 followers · 972 posts · Server mstdn.socialSo Tesla's boy wonder CFO Zach is leaving and Elon announces that he needs surgery. Given past episodes of Elon doing strange things to shape news coverage and search results, it's hard not to consider the surgery news an attempt to make that the headline.
I wouldn't be entirely surprised to see some posts by Elon about "ATM" in the coming months (50/50 between normie "Automated Teller Machine machine?" post and something... pornier).
mbc · @momsbasementcapital
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mbc · @momsbasementcapital
45 followers · 307 posts · Server techhub.social
More legal woes for #PhonyStark and his merry band of hardcore street fighters:
https://www.reuters.com/legal/tesla-faces-california-class-action-its-ev-range-claims-2023-08-03/
h100gfld · @h100gfld
61 followers · 972 posts · Server mstdn.socialOne need only look at going through with buying Twitter in order to avoid a deposition.
All the street fighting lawyers are useless if the client folds that easily.
mbc · @momsbasementcapital
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mbc · @momsbasementcapital
46 followers · 290 posts · Server techhub.socialBlaze Your Glory everyone.
#POS #Tesla #TSLAQ
https://kutv.com/news/local/three-killed-after-vehicle-hits-tree-catches-fire-on-beck-street-tesla-speed-under-investigation-fully-engulfed-flames
mbc · @momsbasementcapital
40 followers · 246 posts · Server techhub.socialElno just went into some bullsheet 🤌 about neurolink, actuators and a #cyborgbody.
Never let reality get in the way of your dreams everyone.
#TSLAQ
mbc · @momsbasementcapital
40 followers · 245 posts · Server techhub.social#TSLAQ quarterly dog and pony show starts at 5:30EST if you need a healthy dose of drug addled fraud in your day. #TSLA #POS #PhonyStark
I generally start drinking at 5:00 to get on Space Karen's level. #thisisnotalcoholismadvice
#tslaq #TSLA #pos #PhonyStark #thisisnotalcoholismadvice
h100gfld · @h100gfld
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h100gfld · @h100gfld
61 followers · 972 posts · Server mstdn.socialImagine thinking it's a good idea to use company funds to build a glass house... #tslaq
h100gfld · @h100gfld
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mbc · @momsbasementcapital
37 followers · 228 posts · Server techhub.socialJust want to point out that nobody said performance enhancers were off the table for Elno vs. Fuckerberg. I, frankly, think minimum blood/substance concentration levels should be established so we can turn that cage into a drug-fueled alligator fuck-house.
#tslaq #TSLA #elonq #meta #zuckerbergq
mbc · @momsbasementcapital
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Choose your fighter... but for real.
#tslaq #TSLA #muskvszuck #whatishappening
mbc · @momsbasementcapital
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mbc · @momsbasementcapital
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Elno showing us yet again, that HE is the one true brain genius polymath. Rejoice has he regales us with medical knowledge from the blue swastika brigade. #phonystark #terdsla #TSLAQ
mbc · @momsbasementcapital
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mbc · @momsbasementcapital
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