I didn't know much about Ryan #tubridy apart from what I've seen here so went to look him up and the news story that unpopular UK vanity money sink #gbeebies is offering him a gig is the icing on a rich but not particularly attractive cake.

If #RTE hire me, I'll Fine Gael the airwaves until the people of Blackrock Dublin, Cork, Galway, and even Louth march out onto the streets and restore their VR letterboxes to their original colour, singing Vivat! Vivat!

#Tubridy #Vivat #VictoriaRegina #jobfairy

If you select me, I promise to bore the shit out of Gen Z by talking ad nauseum about Kennedy's visit to Ireland in 1963 and The Beatles.

#rte #jobfairy #Tubridy

Another important prerequisite for candidates is a cassette recording demonstrating how quickly you can begin a sentence with Sinn Fein and marry it to IRA.

#rte #jobfairy #Tubridy

Perhaps photos of the candidate in a suit in a low squat beside a #renault exhaust pipe, ready to inhale the emissions that will shape their every spoken word on the national broadcaster?

#rte #Tubridy

To audition to replace Ryan #Tubridy, should we send #RTÉ a tape of our best Greta Thunberg disses?

#RTE #jobfairy #renault #morecars #dieselenginesforall

I'm surely not the only person who could give a fiddlers about #Tubridy. I'm sure he's a perfect decent person and by all accounts a nice person. But he got caught with his hand in the till and got called out for it. It's done, move on, he's gone. Now focus on more important national issues that actually affect people #ireland #rte

#Tubridy - the musical #TerribleShowIdeas

Coming soon to NewsTalk... #Tubridy

#Tubridy

#Tubridy he had to push his ego one last time and it blew up in his face. He's not accustomed to dealing with ppl who are not afraid of him.

It's possible he was goaded into it. Either way, I couldn't stand the performative prick and he's no great loss #ireland #rte #Mastodaonie

I asked my friend to ask the #Chatgpt thingy to write a defence of Ryan #Tubridy in the voice of Una Mullaly. It cooked up her usual parallelism into a moral stew that might fall short in places but lands close to what readers consume on the oirish toimes dosh comm.

I'd like to see the reuse of our Special Criminal Court for trials like Toyman's, where his corporeal presence undergoes a process of sublimation and a judge measures the purity of the 42 grams of light that entered him upon taking his first breath.

Only then will we know the truth.

#law #mastodaoine #rte #tubridy #soul #cutehoorontrial #ireland

@daragh did the ad say anything about an unaffected soul?

#rte #tubridy

So there's a Presenters job going at the Beeb. Would suit an inoffensive chap with a soft regional accent. No agents need apply. #Tubridy

As I'd expect from Dave Fanning. Meanwhile, a good piece from Fintan O'Toole on the whole thing. https://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/2023/07/12/fintan-otoole-in-the-end-ryan-tubridy-resorted-to-the-father-ted-defence/ #RTEGate #Tubridy

This bookmark I made for my brother in 2009 was cursed to begin with and gets more cursed every year

#collage #bookmark #RyanTubridy #Tubridy #RTE #CursedObjects #MastoArt

This Shane Cassells fella is fierce shouty! I don't think as a tactic it actually works.
#RTÉ #Tubs #Tubridy #TheCommitteeWithTheReallyLongName

WTF is McGrath talking about Covid for? (Genuinely puzzled, no idea what this is about?)

But Tubs talking about being "cancelled"? Get a grip!

#RTÉ #Tubs #Tubridy #TheCommitteeWithTheReallyLongName

Mattie feckin' McGrath. Feck's sake! #RTÉ #Tubs #Tubridy #TheCommitteeWithTheReallyLongName