Dis my bumbum as I snoop
I pwomise dat I not will poop
Cuz I jus wants to go and see
Wat kind of snaks dere be for me

So in da cuppybird I clime
I do not waste a bit of time
I dig awound, I finds sum tweats
Dey for da pup, but I still eats!

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Liddle hoomins, dey got big!
I shy at firs and spy.
Wen I see dat dey has tweats,
I come and tells dem hai.

As I purr, I shows dem hoop,
My skatebord and my bell.
I gib hi-paw as dey laff,
Dey luvs me, I can tell!

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