I've always been a fan of #MichelleRodriguez bit #DungeonsAndDragons has Michelle Rodriguez AND POTATOES!

I can't control myself. I either need a badass sexy warrior beside me or a steaming hot plate of #Latkes. Or #Perogies. Or #HashBrowns, #HomeFries, #FrenchFries, #PotatoSalad, #MashedPotatoes, #TwiceBakedPotatoes, #HasselbackPotates, #1000LayerPotatoes, #WarmGermanPotatoSalad, #Poutine, or even a raw #Potato.

Or a raw turnip. I don't know why.

I am what I am (although I'm up to be yam).

Insident #021423 Assaulting potatoes is a Class C felony under the Foils Convension of 2016. Multiple reports of severe rubbing with intent to season. Further investigation reveals that the suspects intend to apply multiple rounds of heat to said potatoes and stuff them with as of yet unknown substances. #Sillyness #TwiceBakedPotatoes