Y’know, I’ve been on Mastodon for a little over a month now and I feel like I have finally achieved just the right mixture of earnest posts from random people I wouldn’t otherwise know, newsie posts from newsie people, and utter unbridled nonsense from wonderful people who should also probably be in therapy.

Thank you for all you do, followers & followees, to participate in this little online Christmas miracle.

Merry, merry, and shit.

#twitterevacuation #byebyebirdcage #fuckthatplace

@malwaretech
@polyfunq

I was slow to come around to this idea (frog in the pot syndrome) but the banning of journalists was my tipping point. #Twitter is #Dunkirk, the Nazis are closing in and we need to evacuate it.

#twitterevacuation has a nice ring

To respond to my own question, as someone else might find this useful:

Google Chrome extension "Twitter Unfollow All" seems to work great.

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/twitter-unfollow-all/mgehkbclkipppdjiemnhmnledicalkld/related?hl=en

#Twitter #Unfollow #TwitterEvacuation

Thank you @neilhimself for the invite! #twitterevacuation

@doraemon02 My #TwitterEvacuation poll was just a small fraction of the community (24 peeps) but nobody, who voted, seemed to care so much about the blue checkmark. I wish I could have seen more input but that's my fault.
However this, and stuff I've read around, appears to show that #TwitterRefugees of #TwitterMigration care less about the blue checkmark and more about just being able to experience social media in their own way without being harassed by the platform, it's staff, or #HeadTwat.

@doraemon02 you are also from #twitterevacuation yes? I seen you joined 2 days ago, what are your thoughts?

Why are you flocking from #Twitter to Mastodon? If you’re a #TwitterRefuge here from the #TwitterEvacuation I would love to hear your opinions about how you became a #TwitterEvacuee
Please boost this and share with the #Twitterevacuees who follow your feed.

@Rjamestaylor
:clippy: I see you are trying to understand the Fedivserse!
Okay so in a nutshell it's basically like you have a website, and I have a website. People on our respective websites can talk to each other without leaving the one they are on. I can run my own ads on my website, and you on yours, but it might upset people and make our websites less appealing. I hope that helps people w/ #TwitterEvacuation