gender fascism
organized wrongdoing
sucks teeth

#FoundHaiku #HaikuFlarf #haiku #BadHaiku #senryu #appropriation #MicroPoetry

(each line is lifted from random posts in my feed)

These aren't slapped together. I've got hundreds of lines that I work from and it takes time.

(I used to call these #TwitterHaiku because that's where it started.)

on twitter i did thing: #TwitterHaiku

example:

bagged lettuce
white people masala
fungus body

each line taken from other people's tweets in my feed. every time i saw an interesting phrase i copied (stole) it and placed it into a master text file. i composed #haiku by selecting 3 'random' phrases from the list. except nothing about it was random

#MastodonHaiku #MastoHaiku I don’t like

#AppropriationHaiku is accurate but unwieldy

My name is Twitter
I will forever linger
Like a big wet fart

#TwitterHaiku