Once upon a time, high inside a gauche trumped-up tower, lived a huge bright orange demon, whose only real brightness was his frosted, glowing makeup.

He spent his days grooming his pet #fox and spouting evil propaganda via an ominous #twittering bird, toward an oligarchy endgame - only to be threatened by a dark #stormy cloud.

Many failed to squeeze the orange demon. Then along came #JackSmith tall and strong like a mighty beanstalk, the light at the end of his tunnel vision.

The end

#trump

In case you long for twittering. #twittering

Hello everybody from #twitterexodus! If you just moved over from #twittering, I got a treat for you on #MastodonPosting:

My timeline has got free #shortstories with #pictures for you.

Have fun!

I think #Musk wanted #Trump to start #twittering again right on Joe #Biden 's 80th #birthday.

Well, Joe got a birthday present after all: It did not work out. No drama coming around.

I am glad Joe Biden is celebrating!