Et bah ils sont mal barrés #twitterisdone #ElonMuskIsATroll

@hannah

I urge, and hope, and encourage all communities to get the hell off the sinking nazi troop train. Because like the Titanic, it has hit an iceberg. Like the Hindenburg it is on its way down and out.

#twitter #Hindenburg #twitterisDone #deadParrot #history #gone #evil #dangerous #subversion

Friends dont let friends fly on the Hindenburg

Get all communities off twitter, save the world.

As the future wreckage of Twitter skywrites a tale of hubris across the sky, many have chosen — or had the choice made for them — to direct their gaze instead at the horizon, in hopes of seeing some beacon of hope, shining through the bomb cyclone: The Next Twitter! But they are being misled. There is no Next Twitter, and really, truly, that’s OK. #TwitterIsDone

#JohnMastodon #JohnMastodonForever #TwitterIsDone #twittermigration

“Shadow” CEO. It will be, as The Who sang, “Meet the new boss, same as the old boss”.

#TwitterIsDone
#ILoveMastodon even with warts (growing pains actually) It’s 1000 times better.

Musk says he’ll find new Twitter CEO but keep control of key divisions

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/12/20/elon-musk-resign-twitter-ceo/

Musk is trying to bankrupt twitter. Believe it or not there are some countries who don’t want their citizens able to communicate or organize. I hope people can find their way here.
#twitterIsDone #TwitterRegufees

@mmpadellan I would rather be confused here then keep listening to the nonsense from hodge twins , terrence Williams ,Latrine spicer all those rwnj losers who stump for drumpf. Now add in Baron von elons fan boy army and I've had more then enough #TwitterIsDead #TwitterIsDone

#TwitterIsDone #TwitterBoycottDec19 #TrumpLegacy

If Mastodon EVER wants to be successful they need to bring on people who's full-time job is to generate content, all day, every day...no distractions. Trump and Musk would be perfect in that role.

Guess #elonmusk is too scared to face the real #lastdragon. I've got something real for him in these hands!
#theglow #shonuff #TwitterIsDone

Elon Musk paid 44 billions dollars just to get fired. #elonmusk #TwitterIsDone

Personally I don’t care if it’s saved. Too much water under the bridge.
#TwitterIsDone let’s move on.

How Elon Musk destroyed Twitter... and how to save it

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/12/19/elon-musk-twitter-destroyed-fix/

There are two possible interpretations of Space Karen's pole on whether or not to step down. Either he had already decided to step down and knew how the pole would go, or he actually believed that there were enough weird nerds™️ rooting for him that the pole would go the other way. The interesting thing about these two options is that either way, it is the saddest, most cringe thing a billionaire has ever done in public. #TwitterIsDone #twitter

"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604985324505030658?t=YpGTZGPjrA0NwV8pqkfdeg&s=19

#TwitterIsDone
#TwitterFreeSpeechForRightWingOnly

I am the boomerest boomer who ever boomed on this platform. #mastodon #idiot #TwitterIsDone

@atomicpoet #JohnMastodonForever #TwitterIsDone

So Musk conducted a poll which affirmed a position he already made. Regardless whether he steps down or not, the Chief Twit will create chaos at Twitter. Regarding the poll on stepping down, he said, “As the saying goes, be careful what you wish, as you might get it.” #TwitterIsDone so is #Tesla stock, down 15% just last week. #Karma
https://wapo.st/3G1ptEA

Twitter used to be a fun hellscape. I’d rather volunteer for a root canal than read another post by “blocked”fascists or follow back the new 10 porn bots that arrive each morning. #TwitterIsDone

Whelp, I suspect that didn’t go as expected… #TwitterIsDone #twittersuspension

Elon the twitter impaler, has put a pole on his account to leave twitter alone or keep fundelling it. He claims that he will abide the pole’s result. Please partecipate if you think it mean something. #TwitterIsDone

Comedy has peaked #TwitterIsDone