In honor of April Fools Day, I'm going to prank myself by playing Two Truths and a Lie.

1. I once illegally crossed the border from the US into Canada.
2. I was once held against my will at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
3. I've gone skinny-dipping in The Bahamas.

You're welcome to guess which of these is the lie.

#TwoTruthsAndALie

Let's play #TwoTruthsAndALie
(posted on Twitter as well, curious to see any interaction differences)!

The three things:

1. I had a trust fund.
2. I’ve swum with dolphins before.
3. I've been unhoused/homeless.

Which is the lie?

You guys want to play a #game?

Give me your #TwoTruthsandaLie

Here goes mine:

1. When I was 5, I stole a box of #Frankenberry cereal and ate the whole thing while hiding in my #treehouse. I think #pink #puke is the reason I have an aversion to that color.

2. I was attacked by my #goldenretriever, #Flower, when I was a kid. She left #scars on my upper and lower lip.

3. I was #published 4 times in local newspapers and won 2 #artcontests, but grew up to be neither an artist nor a writer.

Two truths and a lie

1: I was once in a band called Wonky Donkey
2: Our first album was going to be called ... and other unstable animals
3: Our 2nd al;bum was going to be called gusset.

and the lie is.

that there were 2 truths and a lie... they're all true.

#TwoTruthsAndALie
#ThereAreNoLies

Let's play two truths and a lie!

How to play the game is in the name!

So, which is a lie?

(easy mode)

#twotruthsandalie