I haven't felt right saying I'm English or even British ever since Brexit. I wonder if Mastodonian could be my new nationality 🤔

#brexit #ukproblems #mastodonian

Wherever I am seeing the wording ‘Coronation Street Party’, my mind has to process if we are talking:

a) Coronation *Street Party*

Or

b) *Coronation Street* Party.

The focus and attire required for each being markedly different.

Be careful folks. Avoid those social faux pas.

#Coronation2023 #UKProblems

We have a local fishmonger that I can buy fresh fish from.
He sells the fish out of a van, in a local car park, between 13:45 and 14:45, only on Thursdays and only 3 out of 4 weeks of the month.
Sometimes he doesn't come at all for a while but in order to know this I need to ring his mobile, leave a message and he'll text me back when he might come again.

I am reasonably certain that it would be less work to get fissile nuclear material than fresh fish in my town #UKProblems

Should I stay up and watch #AEWFullGear tonight?! #UKProblems