Want to learn how to #wheatpaste? Find me on Patreon because I just released an instructional video called “Wheat Paste Basics” as part of the #UnaccreditedCollegeofKlaire College of Klaire. I’ll teach you how to mix up paste and attach art to walls.

https://www.patreon.com/klairelockheart

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You’re missing out on all the fun if you’re not at the Unaccredited College of Klaire! Sign up on Patreon before the next #postcard mailing. #unaccreditedcollegeofklaire

https://www.patreon.com/klairelockheart

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What are you waiting for? I just posted a tutorial on how to create a glass painting #palette at the Unaccredited College of Klaire! Find me on Patreon, make a palette, and let’s paint! https://www.patreon.com/klairelockheart

#unaccreditedcollegeofklaire

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I can’t wait for the opening of the #Thunderdomesticity: Damsels vs. Distress art exhibition I’m curating, and so I decided to unlock my workshop demonstrating how to make a #postapocalyptic outfit. The video is a free part of the #UnaccreditedCollegeofKlaire https://www.patreon.com/klairelockheart

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Want me to show you how to #frame art without matting it? Find me on Patreon, because I just added a framing tutorial as part of the curriculum of the Unaccredited College of Klaire! https://www.patreon.com/klairelockheart (UCK is my silly #art school with serious lessons.) #unaccreditedcollegeofklaire

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Want me to show you how to #frame art without matting it? Find me on Patreon, because I just added a framing #tutorial as part of the curriculum of the Unaccredited College of Klaire! (UCK is my silly #art school with serious lessons.) #unaccreditedcollegeofklaire

[Description: A pair of hands demonstrate how to frame a photograph with the magic of time-lapse technology.]

Head over to the #UnaccreditedCollegeofKlaire on Patreon for a free video workshop to learn how to make a #Thunderdomesticity skull patch. No #sewing experience necessary.
https://www.patreon.com/klairelockheart

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Head over to the #UnaccreditedCollegeofKlaire on Patreon for a free video workshop to learn how to make a #Thunderdomesticity skull patch. No sewing experience necessary.
https://www.patreon.com/klairelockheart

[Description: A screen capture of a silly Patreon page that includes a horizontal photo of a hand sewn skull patch with the text “Thunderdomesticity Patch Creation.]

Don’t know what to get the #artist in your life for the holidays? See if they have a #patreon account! (No pressure to subscribe to the Unaccredited College of Klaire, but seriously go support your artist-friends. They’ll love it!) #unaccreditedcollegeofklaire
Photo by @acpackard

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