With that as context. I was on #PlentyOfFish yesterday and saw some lady with a picture of Wrighty. Like she's fit and all, but that's fucking #UncleIan! Now I seldom message women on dating sites. They're inundated with messages and I already won my sperm race, besides, if I'm honest, I'm more attracted to women that message first. But again, this is Ian. I don't even want her at this point, I just wanna know the story behind the picture.

So the whole reason I even like football is because of #IanWright. He spoke to me on a level that transcended existence and to this day, I feel he's the best footballer to ever kick a ball. My support of #Arsenal is hereditary, but my love of Arsenal stems from my love of #UncleIan.