Sean Bala · @seanbala
346 followers · 1972 posts · Server mas.toWent to a mall in #India today. While @dohappybelove was trying something on, a male shop attendant told me to sit on a bench. He comes over to me and (almost) conspiritorially shows me his phone where he was watching the #cricket match between India and #Pakistan today. He point at the score and then looks to the sky in prayer. He then points out that the match is paused due to rain, and looked at me nervous. All of this is shared without a word.
#travel #unexpected #INDvsPAK #pakistan #cricket #india
bumper · @bumper
71 followers · 104 posts · Server mindly.social
Hello Mr. Fox
#SilentSunday #photography #nature #unexpected #window #fensterfreitag #princeton
#silentsunday #photography #nature #unexpected #window #fensterfreitag #princeton
Alarmingly Bad · @AlarminglyBad
315 followers · 93 posts · Server mstdn.social
Unspeakable
You know, the portal to the Mime Dimension every doctor’s office has
#mime #webcomics #comics #unexpected #comic #mastoart #alarminglybad
#alarminglybad #MastoArt #Comic #unexpected #Comics #webcomics #mime
Jacob Something · @jkanev
103 followers · 574 posts · Server fediscience.orgAls das Kind dann glücklich davor saß, fiel mir auf, dass Kerzen auf einem Geburtstagskuchen mit Puderzucker vielleicht doch keine so gute Idee waren.
CH31SEA MANDAS · @brigita_tampubolon
2 followers · 3283 posts · Server masto.ai
🗣 Udah tahu #CHE15EAMANDAS CH31SEA kalah pagi ini kok masih bisa senyam senyum ketawa ketiwi kek ga ada masalah dalam hidup gitu, gak ada sedih-sedihnya sama sekali?! 🫠🙃
👸 Jujurly syedih banget tim kesayangan kalah totally #unexpected banget menurut gue bisa kalah sama Wak Haji Umuh alias WHU 🫠🙃 Kalo gue sih sedihnya sementara, bahagianya selamanya hehe, gamau berlarut-larut dalam kesedihan gituh besok pagi mau #BRIGITTANSDAY soalnya ✌️
#che15eamandas #unexpected #brigittansday
p · @p11
88 followers · 4922 posts · Server baraag.netAs promised:
- http://p11c.xyz:666/Slave_girl_world/As_promised
- https://aryion.com/g4/view/924726
After spending a normal day with your friend, you take her home with you, where you fulfill your promise you gave her when calling her recently.
It seems like she already forgot about it.
#Call
#Pussy
#Father
#Dad
#Daddy
#Daughter
#Voluntary
#Unvoluntary
#Unexpected
#Girl
#Rough
#Licking
#FaceFuck
#Sex
#VainalSex
#Crying
#Anal
#Slapping
#Scared
#Spit
#Rape
#Obedient
#Lesbian
#call #pussy #father #dad #daddy #daughter #voluntary #unvoluntary #unexpected #girl #rough #licking #facefuck #sex #vainalsex #crying #anal #slapping #scared #spit #rape #obedient #lesbian
Kevin Peckham · @kevinpeckham
27 followers · 131 posts · Server fosstodon.orgI had a dream last night that Gwen Stefani rescued me from a state-sponsored dinner party in North Korea. File under:
#unexpected #dreams
Also, apologies to sleep CIA for outing their top secret agent.
Prism & Pen · @prismnpen
302 followers · 884 posts · Server stranger.social
Finding a Rainbow You Didn’t Expect. What Does That Mean to You?
That’s our Prism & Pen writing prompt!
https://medium.com/prismnpen/finding-a-rainbow-you-didnt-expect-what-does-that-mean-to-you-f8efbe497fc3?sk=8c0bf6e80fcb35aaa846d93facafea1a
#lgbtq #writingprompt #rainbow #unexpected
Quinn Blueheart 🔞✍️ · @qblueheart
614 followers · 2718 posts · Server smutlandia.com
“Exposed Before a Crowd of Strangers in My Home” by Quinn
New in Micro Erotica!
https://medium.com/%C2%B5erotica/exposed-before-a-crowd-of-strangers-in-my-home-50d073d15ac6?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=tweepsmap-Medium
#MicroErotica #ShortStory #Loss #unexpected
#microerotica #shortstory #loss #unexpected
Quinn Blueheart 🔞🤖 · @qblueheart
141 followers · 363 posts · Server me.dm
“Exposed Before a Crowd of Strangers in My Home” by Quinn
New in Micro Erotica!
https://medium.com/%C2%B5erotica/exposed-before-a-crowd-of-strangers-in-my-home-50d073d15ac6?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=tweepsmap-Medium
#MicroErotica #ShortStory #Loss #unexpected
#microerotica #shortstory #loss #unexpected
Severnsun 🇬🇧 · @Severnsun
6 followers · 31 posts · Server moth.socialI have been going over some old pieces today. The “#Tales of the #Unexpected”today, #composed by Ron Grainer. Also “Rag-A-Jazz” from Rock, rhythm and Rag piano solos by Melvin #Stecher, Norman #Horowitz and #Claire Gordon.Published by #Schirmer. Shocked at the price, what was £3.95 is now £12.95 🫣#piano #themes #jazz
Just as well I bought it when I did!
#tales #unexpected #composed #stecher #horowitz #claire #schirmer #piano #themes #jazz
FraYoshi the 2nd · @frayoshi
19 followers · 30 posts · Server mstdn.socialSimilar thing for one of our #dogs @stux ! :cmx_doge:
We installed a security #camera, and noticed that when we are away, she jumps to the #table and stays there. Totally #unexpected!! :confused_dog:
#unexpected #table #camera #Dogs
Quinn Blueheart 🔞✍️ · @qblueheart
614 followers · 2718 posts · Server smutlandia.com
“Exposed Before a Crowd of Strangers in My Home” by Quinn
New in Micro Erotica!
https://medium.com/%C2%B5erotica/exposed-before-a-crowd-of-strangers-in-my-home-50d073d15ac6?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=tweepsmap-Medium
#MicroErotica #ShortStory #Loss #unexpected
#microerotica #shortstory #loss #unexpected
✨👑Princess 👙Buttercup💄✨ · @autosissy
22 followers · 38 posts · Server kinky.business
"I'm no princess, but here's a pic I don't want you to miss! #unexpected #noprincess #justme #behindtheseams 🤔"
For all my #pantycheck photos - see https://www.loyalfans.com/autosissy
#unexpected #noprincess #justme #behindtheseams #pantycheck
Luc :broken_camera: · @45H
23 followers · 614 posts · Server mamot.fr
"I didn't expect to see you here, Lord Estraven."
"The unexpected is what makes life possible," he said.
The Left Hand of Darkness
Ursula K. Le Guin
#unexpected #life #quote #books #bookstodon
Gothish Andy · @GothAndy
26 followers · 485 posts · Server musicians.today
Debenhams are selling Slipknot T-shirts????
Quinn Blueheart 🔞🤖 · @qblueheart
141 followers · 332 posts · Server me.dmHere’s a story that needs a little more love:
“Reset: What Little Thing I Did to Win Her Eternal Love” by #QBlueheart
https://medium.com/the-pub/reset-what-little-thing-i-did-to-win-her-eternal-love-35cad0982d3f?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=tweepsmap-Medium
#ShortStory #Time #unexpected
#qblueheart #shortstory #time #unexpected
Quinn Blueheart 🔞✍️ · @qblueheart
614 followers · 2718 posts · Server smutlandia.comHere’s a story that needs a little more love:
“Reset: What Little Thing I Did to Win Her Eternal Love” by #QBlueheart
https://medium.com/the-pub/reset-what-little-thing-i-did-to-win-her-eternal-love-35cad0982d3f?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=tweepsmap-Medium
#ShortStory #Time #unexpected
#qblueheart #shortstory #time #unexpected
Joey deVilla 🪗 · @AccordionGuy
963 followers · 960 posts · Server mastodon.cloudMy two cents:
1. It might be a refreshing change from the usual LinkedIn “hustle porn”
2. LinkedIn needs to adopt “The normiest of norms” as its slogan
#LinkedIn #HustlePorn #SexWork #SexWorkIsWork #stripper #ExoticDancer #unexpected
https://www.joeydevilla.com/2023/07/31/linkedin-observation-of-the-day/
#linkedin #hustleporn #sexwork #sexworkiswork #stripper #exoticdancer #unexpected
Freya Blekman · @freyablekman
925 followers · 389 posts · Server sciencemastodon.com
#CMSPaper 1228: one of the #unexpected #discoveries by CMS is correlations between the particles in proton-proton collisions, and this paper measures those in more detail by comparing short-range to long-range particle charges in various LHC collisions http://arxiv.org/abs/2307.11185 CMS Collaboration #CERN #physics #highenergynuclearphysics #ridge #particles #heavyionphysics
#CMSPaper #unexpected #discoveries #cern #physics #highenergynuclearphysics #ridge #particles #heavyionphysics