Duncan · @DuncanMSussex
75 followers · 614 posts · Server mas.to

From the first news article on my phone's browser home page:

"Salvia offer swathes of beautiful, colorful blooms".

(in a non-sex way)

#Doublemeaning #unintendedinnuendo

Last updated 1 year ago

Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 · @anomnomnomaly
453 followers · 2723 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 · @anomnomnomaly
418 followers · 2150 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Ooooh... yeah... what a sexy bin... you're really doing it for me... I'm gonna give it to you real good you shiny metal sexy beast.


#unintendedinnuendo #relaxitsacarryinghandle

Last updated 2 years ago

Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 · @anomnomnomaly
350 followers · 1556 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 · @anomnomnomaly
342 followers · 1509 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

@maddaddam and I do enjoy some

#unintendedinnuendo

Last updated 2 years ago

Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 · @anomnomnomaly
319 followers · 1424 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 · @anomnomnomaly
265 followers · 1284 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

@hippydave 'slipping into a battered sausage'

not spotted many of those today

#unintendedinnuendo

Last updated 2 years ago

Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 · @anomnomnomaly
224 followers · 877 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 · @anomnomnomaly
224 followers · 877 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

@softskiez

"Gonna be hard to beat that one"

Also...

#unintendedinnuendo

Last updated 2 years ago

"Some one slipped this into my stream"

again

#unintendedinnuendo

Last updated 2 years ago

@glaist @Saya1307 @LightHiker

Lightweights... we didn't do it 5 times.

ooer... again

#unintendedinnuendo

Last updated 2 years ago

"Current mood as the dry turns to dampness again."

oooeeerrrr... I'm doing it to myself now.

#unintendedinnuendo

Last updated 2 years ago

@LooneyTunes8

Well, I've never heard it called that before


#unintendedinnuendo #ICanMakeAnythingSmutty

Last updated 2 years ago

@maddaddam

Well, I've not heard it called that before

#unintendedinnuendo #smuturday

Last updated 2 years ago

@softskiez

Went down that road as soon as I arrived.

'Hey, nice toots'
'I really like their toots'

Gets tattoo done... lifts shirt... here's you payment... What... You mean it's not tit for tat?


#unintendedinnuendo #smuturday

Last updated 2 years ago

@seancwilkinson

When xmas trees no longer do it for you

😆

#unintendedinnuendo #smuturday

Last updated 2 years ago

Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 · @anomnomnomaly
155 followers · 611 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

It's here in the Anomnomnomaly house

That means, I spot will be commented and boosted.

It also means the occasional toot... Like this one.

youtube.com/watch?v=Pn7oEYe4eP

#smuturday #unintendedinnuendo #nsfw #TenaciousD

Last updated 2 years ago

Anomnomnomaly 🇬🇧 · @anomnomnomaly
155 followers · 611 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

@LittleFishy and there's an to kick start

🤣

#unintendedinnuendo #smuturday

Last updated 2 years ago

Anomnomnomaly · @anomnomnomaly
114 followers · 531 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Your dad's a what?

#unintendedinnuendo

Last updated 2 years ago