@sorrowlessfield If I may throw an honourable mention in the direction of David Byrne's "The Fat Man's Comin".

All proceeds from the song go to the excellent "Reasons To Be Cheerful" project. Warning though, it is a wee bit sweary.

#DavidByrne #HolidaySongs #FatManIsComing #UnusualHolidaySongs

https://davidbyrne.bandcamp.com/album/the-fat-mans-comin