Boston HarborBot · @bostonharbor
51 followers · 1178 posts · Server airwaves.social
jcosneverexisted · @jcosneverexisted
384 followers · 709 posts · Server baraag.net

Sparky handstand

Look what this little guy can do!
Suggested by Enderpon

sparkeroni down out at you

#male #dragon #sparky #handstand #upside #tongue #looking #freckles #g5 #sheath #anus #penis #cock #knot #nudity

Last updated 1 year ago

Cosmality :verified: · @cosmality
71 followers · 245 posts · Server dice.camp

So is allowing that require answers to gender questions (which they aren't legally allowed to force you to answer). This is from a company called which I recommend you all avoid, as they find it acceptable to break federal labor laws... and we all know nothing will happen to the company for doing so because the Board of Labor is a joke in the USA

#linkedin #illegal #job #listings #upside

Last updated 2 years ago

Poisson Ivy · @Jiriki
303 followers · 2229 posts · Server mstdn.social

@c_reider I appreciate him crushing a lot of people's illusions about the genius of billionaires.

#upside

Last updated 2 years ago

Thomas Lawson 🇨🇦/🇺🇸 · @tojo
170 followers · 441 posts · Server glasgow.social

I’m glad the Twitter API stopped posting tweets from my Goodreads account, because I couldn’t find a way to stop it.

#upside

Last updated 2 years ago

🍷 Rizzberry Rayne🍷 · @raynedanser
51 followers · 569 posts · Server cupoftea.social

of wearing a $5 : i look fucking .
or wearing a $5 scarf: i'm shedding like a Pomeranian that's been dipped in Cheeto powder

#upside #scarf #fabulous #downside

Last updated 2 years ago

eli wallach's favorite basso · @VoxofGod
52 followers · 1010 posts · Server mastodon.social

I did a very good job being proactive last night and so after a few hours of reflux in the wee hours when I got stoned and did all of that tooting, it sounds so flatulent that it embarrasses me as a word, having struggled with body functions since I was in second grade

And now I'm taking it easy and doing anti-IBS stuff

And the fact that I did all the mitigation leaves me all this extra endorphin to be giddy little Lord Fauntleroy with

And also, the dry heaving really helps asthma

#upside

Last updated 2 years ago

eli wallach's favorite basso · @VoxofGod
68 followers · 1461 posts · Server mastodon.social

I did a very good job being proactive last night and so after a few hours of reflux in the wee hours when I got stoned and did all of that tooting, it sounds so flatulent that it embarrasses me as a word, having struggled with body functions since I was in second grade

And now I'm taking it easy and doing anti-IBS stuff

And the fact that I did all the mitigation leaves me all this extra endorphin to be giddy little Lord Fauntleroy with

And also, the dry heaving really helps asthma

#upside

Last updated 2 years ago

effe gi · @fotofg
89 followers · 22 posts · Server mastodon.uno

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mia creazione!

#upside #down #sottosopra

Last updated 2 years ago

allen miller · @literallyallen
5 followers · 6 posts · Server nerdculture.de

this isn't a paid ad or anything, a friend showed me and i just genuinely really like it and think everyone should pay less for gas

#upside

Last updated 2 years ago

Julie Hodgson :verified: · @redragdolly
237 followers · 3039 posts · Server mstdn.social
Parliamo di news! · @parliamodinews
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Parliamo di news! · @parliamodinews
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Gilgwath · @gilgwath
37 followers · 1059 posts · Server social.tchncs.de

Well on the : having your at least makes you sure you still have one. Now hand me a bucket so I can puke from the discust my causes me. It I'll be over in a day o two... you can unmut me then 😂

#heart #upside #broken #selfloathing

Last updated 7 years ago