Quark mit Soss · @quarkmitsoss
4 followers · 29 posts · Server troet.cafe

Wenn Ihr einen schlechten Tag habt und braucht was zum Schmunzeln, dann schaut euren Vornamen bei Urban Dictionary nach.

urbandictionary.com/

Der Trick klappt aber nicht, wenn ihr Christian heißt.

#name #urbandictionary

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𝕵𝖔𝖍𝖆𝖓 ⛧ · @johan
220 followers · 6262 posts · Server qoto.org
b-rain · @b_rain
85 followers · 259 posts · Server troet.cafe

Blyatskrieg, found on

The Russian military strategy (popularized by Vladimir Putin) of sending in a first wave of soldiers without telling them where they are going or what they are doing, leading to a lack of organization and embarrassing failures.

urbandictionary.com/define.php

#ukraine #humor #urbandictionary

Last updated 2 years ago

Jens Comiotto-Mayer · @jens
387 followers · 2182 posts · Server coma.social

As a non-US citizen, I'm thankful beyond belief for the existence of the . 🙏 It already educated me when there was some debate on calling posts "skeets", and today I learned about "Netflix and Chill" over at . 😂

#urbandictionary #bluesky #t2

Last updated 2 years ago

Mark Gardner ‍:sdf: · @mjgardner
620 followers · 3532 posts · Server social.sdf.org

The word of the day at is screamingly accurate:

Sunscreen:

“Using an empty sun cream container (preferably the spray kind) as a vessel to smuggle alcohol into events where its prohibited.)

(inspired by the season 7 episode “The Gang goes to the ” of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”)

philadelphia-sunscreen.urbanup

#urbandictionary #philadelphia #jerseyshore

Last updated 2 years ago

Rob C · @SimpleRobC
162 followers · 2742 posts · Server masto.ai

NAFO
"Bonk"

North Atlantic Fellas Organization are volunteers from the whole world fighting Russian propaganda by “bonking” Vatniks (Russian military) with humorous “shit posting”. - Urban Dictionary

#ukraine #nafo #art #russia #urbandictionary #bonk

Last updated 2 years ago

smallcircles (Humane Tech Now) · @smallcircles
5311 followers · 2430 posts · Server social.coop

@silverspookgames @extinct

: Any terminology or language use that makes fat cats uncomfortable by pointing out the extremely unfair conditions of and on which their and perceived status in society depends (in the eyes of other fat cats).

I was about to post it to but only after typing in the definition did they ask me to sign in with either FB or Google surveillance wealthist accounts. Which I don't have.

urbandictionary.com/define.php

#wealthist #plutocracy #hypercapitalism #wealth #urbandictionary

Last updated 2 years ago

@tfromnyc
This should be the official photo for on .

#ifitsisits #urbandictionary

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davej · @davej
172 followers · 1364 posts · Server dice.camp

’s word of the day:

Ankle sharking

When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.

ankle-sharking.urbanup.com/146

#urbandictionary #cat #cats

Last updated 3 years ago

Antonio · @angallo
9 followers · 126 posts · Server mastodonbooks.net

A "ChadGPT" is the Chad who's always using Chat-GPT to think for him and always swears it was his idea. ChadGPT uses ChatGPT to sound smart in conversations, but in reality, he has no real intelligence or original thoughts of his own. He uses ChatGPT for Tinder, to argue with Turbo Tax customer support, for his grad school thesis and at every occasion to sound casually superior to everyone he encounters from morning til midnight... especially at the afters.

#chad #urbandictionary #newwords

Last updated 3 years ago

· @birnim
46 followers · 3687 posts · Server fosstodon.org

I did not expect at all that today I would have to go to for the word "bhow". In context of a Dog object in a program from a book saying "Bhow Bhow" instead of "Woof Woof" 😂

#urbandictionary #python

Last updated 3 years ago

Arena Cops · @ArenaCops
86 followers · 1071 posts · Server infosec.exchange

😎😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍 Definition of the day on Urbandictionary:

"...
Toilet Mummy

When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.
"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."
..."

#urbandictionary #dotd

Last updated 3 years ago

BarefootTiki · @BarefootTiki
25 followers · 225 posts · Server socel.net

So there is a clothing store here that is called . Did no one check for that definition?

#mooseknuckles #urbandictionary

Last updated 3 years ago

gigicogo · @gigicogo
16 followers · 36 posts · Server mastodon.social

Badate bene significa, secondo : ‘Fragile masculinity/inflated ego. Does NOT require having a small dick’. Detto ciò, se Greta fosse stata una , avrebbe sempre potuto allegargli un immagine esemplificativa del tipo …

#smalldickenergy #urbandictionary #badgirl

Last updated 3 years ago

Badate bene significa, secondo : ‘Fragile masculinity/inflated ego. Does NOT require having a small dick’. Detto ciò, se Greta fosse stata una , avrebbe sempre potuto allegargli un immagine esemplificativa del tipo …

#smalldickenergy #urbandictionary #badgirl

Last updated 3 years ago

Tamar Yellin · @TamarYellin
200 followers · 910 posts · Server mastodon.world

@Taweret I had to look that up in , so thanks. Still confused. urbandictionary.com/define.php

#urbandictionary

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Tamar Yellin · @TamarYellin
317 followers · 1362 posts · Server mastodon.world

@Taweret I had to look that up in , so thanks. Still confused. urbandictionary.com/define.php

#urbandictionary

Last updated 3 years ago

Mehrad :kdenew: :emacs: 🇪🇺 · @Mehrad
660 followers · 2187 posts · Server fosstodon.org

In the last podcast the hosts mentioned that the word "toot" refers to "fart" (or something similar). I got curious today, and as I'm not a native English speaker, I tried my luck in the in which people write definition for words/phrases that are used in spoken language (mostly slangs) and others vote if the proposed meaning is accurate. It seems all sexist and negative meanings of toot have way more 👎🏼 than 👍🏼 .

urbandictionary.com/define.php

What do you think?

#destinationlinux #urbandictionary

Last updated 3 years ago

MarkusL · @markusl
339 followers · 1016 posts · Server fosstodon.org

@RL_Dane Is this your first visit to ? It gets worse than that: *much* worse.

#urbandictionary

Last updated 3 years ago

R. L. Dane · @RL_Dane
897 followers · 11031 posts · Server fosstodon.org

@Charadon

I'm not sure what that means, and was BREATHTAKINGLY unhelpful 🫠

#urbandictionary

Last updated 3 years ago