Perhaps the most annoying part of interacting with #TheThurd with half the power is how they force me to do what my parents told me to NEVER do, namely, explaining to the kids on the short bus why they're... on there.

The defenses I've seen for #TrumpTaxReturns over on #Elmo's #UrinalClog surely qualifies them for preferred seating at the food-fight-starting-without-reprisal lunchroom table.

I realize upon my arrival here at #Mastodon that I'd rather be the shit than eat the shit. That man-pube #UrinalClog formerly known as #Twitter might have been a bit of a... problem before, butt now it's all cheeks of the past.

@SimTheory11 @Em0nM4stodon

Those who go back to "take a peek" at the #UrinalClog formerly known as #Twitter are the same ones who enjoy checking to see if the air has cleared at busy airport restrooms.

@kdvncm

#Elmo seems to think he can #UnshitTheBed at the #UrinalClog formerly known as #Twitter. It's hilarious that he thinks it's as simple as citing his #GooberPolling to #UnscrewThePooch! 🍿

@MarciMasala

#Trump ran into problems recreating his actual accomplishment, so he opted for these lesser feats. What kind of problems, you might ask. Well, the blame for these #AlternativeOccupations can be lain squarely at the feet of none other than #StormyDaniels, whose refusal to model/pose for a #reenactment of the time she planted the entirety of her lardgest #StrapOn right into the center of Donny's "#spanking zone," sent the #Trumpsterino scrambling for other #backup jobs.

Next question, please please please. Something about #Elmo maybe, that guy shooing flies off that #UrinalClog formerly known as #Twitter.

I've found #JohnMastodon enjoys good answers to those.

Someone with credentials (username/password) should inform #ElonMusk - regarding the #UrinalClog formerly known as #Twitter - that there is no "unscrewing the pooch."

@hookedandbooked

Another fly can no longer stand the smell of the #ElonMusk #UrinalClog formerly known as #Twitter.

Good choice!

Who TF is still advertising on #Elmo's #UrinalClog, the #NaziSausageFest formerly known as #Twitter?

'Cause I ain't buyin' their shit.

🙅🏻

I sure hope none of the many and varied professional wrestling #hashtags are never #trending here at #Mastodon. Those goddam things were a constant, worrisome reminder of just how refined some Americans' taste for shit really is. They make up a considerable amount of #Elon's #UrinalClog, formerly known as #Twitter. #TheThurd love that fake crap.