Study confirms: #DwarfFortress Dwarves are 89.02% more likely to achieve conciousness than #GPT-based AI systems. Emergent cravings lead to unpredictable, yet focussed behavior unseen in generative AI.

Experts are baffled. #Steam and #bay12games call for state regulation of fortress size in civilian-run simulations and call for further academic research into the ethics of smashing #Urists with drawbridges.

Study confirms: #DwarfFortress Dwarves are 89.02% more likely to achieve conciousness than #GPT-based AI systems. Emergent cravings lead to unpredictable, yet focussed behavior unseen in generative AI.

Experts are baffled. #Steam and #bay12games call for state regulation of Fortress size and call for further academic research into the ethics of smashing #Urists with drawbridges.