Finally getting around to redoing my #introduction.

I’m Ben (though you might have guessed that by the name/instance name).

#FTM/#Trans, @actuallyautistic #autistic, with enough other mental health issues that I’m considered legally disabled by the US.

Lover of #MotoGP, #SX/#MX/#SMX, #Hockey @hockey, and sometimes #USFootball too.

(#Introduction: 1/2)

🏈 Are you planning to watch the relaunch of the relaunch of the XFL?

Season kicks off on Saturday, February 18, 2023, at 3 pm ET on ABC with the Vegas Vipers facing the Arlington Renegades at Choctaw Stadium
www.xfl.com/schedule

#XFL #USFootball #Football

I've never seen a team snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like the #Baltimoreravens have this year. #NFL #USfootball

The endless stream of useless noise at the game in #Tampa is remarkable. It's not so much the loud, obnoxious drunks. It's the amplified noise that somehow passes for entertaining the crowd & encouraging them to cheer. Whoever came up with the loud prerecorded annoyance of "third dowwwwwwwn" should be repeatedly slapped with a fish until unconscious. #NFL #USFootball #TampaBay #Buccaneers #Dallas #Cowboys #WildCard #ESPNMNF

The Minnesota Viking horn is a fun addition to the game the first 10 times it's used. The repetition gets old. #NFL #MinnesotaVikings #USFootball #Football #WildCard

@brianallen I don't know how they can expect anyone to play the game tonight after what just happened, what everyone just saw.

My 12 year is sitting here comforting me, this is just horrible.

#NFL #mastondonsports #USFootball

#VPO #USFootball #uniform #man #men #male

#uniform #male #ass #men #USFootball

#USFootball #Bengals #Uniform #VPO #gay

I'd like to invite all my Mastodonian friends, both new and old, to join in the 23rd annual College Football Bowl Challenge, where you pick the winners of 17 of the interminable college football bowl games for fun and prizes. Trust me, the less you know about US College Football, the better! It's fun! You could even win a few bucks. Check it out here:

https://anaze.us/bowls/

#collegefootball #bowls #bowlseason #usfootball #football #ncaa #ncaafootball

Life is not always 4th and Goal. You have to live it as if it’s 1st and long.
#life #usfootball

#decrecs #usfootball

#4 Randall Cunningham Seizes the Means of Production by Jon Bois

This video covers the unsuccessful 1987 NFL strike, focusing mostly on the Eagles and the Cowboys. I admit, one of the reasons this is my favorite Jon Bois video is because the Eagles stick together through the strike and there are some wild Philly strike shenanigans. Also, the video came out in 2017, and it's pretty great to watch with the knowledge that the Eagles would win the Superbowl the very next year.

https://youtu.be/ZymSrDfLhW8

Alright, Mastodoners, as far as I can tell, the only thing I’m really missing after my #TwitterMigration is talk about NFL football. I’m a Cincinnati Bengals fan since our first Super Bowl trip in ‘81, and have suffered too long to lose out on positive social media action now that my team isn’t actually a laughing stock. Bengals fans, where you at?
#Cincinnati #Bengals #CincinnatiBengals #NFL #Football #NorthAmericanFootball #USFootball