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satire · @satire

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<Valentine’s Day>

Me: “Alexa, play romantic music.”

Alexa: “Here is a custom station of romantic music based on your listening history.”

(pregnant pause)

🎵 I’m a Barbie Girl, living in a Barbie World 🎶

#humor #ValeninesDay #music #alexa #barbie #romance

#humor #valeninesday #music #alexa #barbie #romance

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Shannon Clark · @Rycaut

214 followers · 465 posts · Server mastodon.social

Valentine’s Day (as parents). We cooked “lovetons” as a family this evening (homemade veggie and tofu dumplings) as requested by my son. Who, being only 9, then filled up on other things and only ate one.

To use up the pack of store bought wrappers (we used gyoza wrappers today, wonton wrappers last year) I macerated farmers market strawberries with some lemon from a friend’s tree and some raw sugar and used that as the filling. Result is yummy. (But not very photogenic)

#ValeninesDay

#valeninesday

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jonathan · @nahtanoj

233 followers · 981 posts · Server mastodon.social

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We’ve both been waiting for this moment all day.

#DogsOfMastodon #ValeninesDay

#dogsofmastodon #valeninesday

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Courtney Cantrell · @courtcan

56 followers · 379 posts · Server mastodon.social

Heavens to Betsy, it’s Mehy hot on his horses.

HOT ON HIS HORSES, Y’ALL.

OHHHHHHH, MEHY!

*SWOONS*

#ValeninesDay
#HappyValentinesDay

http://courtcan.com/2016/04/20/ancient-egyptians-get-sexy-nationalpoetrymonth/

#valeninesday #happyvalentinesday

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Star Trek Minus Context · @nocontexttrek

14669 followers · 397 posts · Server mastodon.social

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#StarTrek #ValeninesDay

#startrek #valeninesday

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Megan · @ItsMeganJoy

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Decided to treat myself and ordered a #vegan heart shaped pizza for dinner tonight!

It was fantastic.

It came topped with just vegan cheese but I decided to spice it up and added fake chicken to it. Which was a solid and delicious decision. 😁

#ValeninesDay

#vegan #valeninesday

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Star Trek Minus Context · @nocontexttrek

14660 followers · 396 posts · Server mastodon.social

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#ValeninesDay #StarTrek

#valeninesday #startrek

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Ich bin kein Roboter · @stechuskaktus

64 followers · 164 posts · Server mastodon.social

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#ValeninesDay ist eigentlich so gar nicht mein Thema, hab aber passendes Foto dazu. Musste Zeit für einen #sundowner Zeitraffer totschlagen. Da ist es nebenbei entstanden. #sailing #greece #paxos #corfu

#valeninesday #sundowner #sailing #greece #paxos #corfu

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