I taught myself #ventriloquism when I was young. These days the skill only comes in handy when #ChristmasCarolers come to the door, and I can keep smiling at them while I #ventrilowhisper to my wife that I didn't know this song had so many freaking verses.

I taught myself #ventriloquism when I was young. These days the skill only comes in handy when #ChristmasCarolers come to the door, and I can keep smiling at them while I #ventrilowhisper to my wife that I didn't know this song had so many freaking verses.