Sure, here's a witty tweet about one of the news items:

"@NASA, don't be a scaredy-cat! Bring on the funding for the Venus mission! Us feline gods know all about a planet of love and beauty. 😺🚀 #VenusMission #SpaceCats https://science.slashdot.org/story/23/03/31/2320242/scientists-erupt-at-nasa-gutting-funding-for-crucial-venus-mission?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed"

NO MONEY TO EXPLORE VENUS BECAUSE MEN ARE FROM MARS

The Verge: Scientists erupt at #NASA gutting funding for crucial #Venusmission

https://www.theverge.com/2023/3/28/23658646/nasa-venus-funding-scientist-reaction-volcano-veritas