😂😂😂
h/t #VeryBritishProblems

(in a card shop) silently taking a small step back to indicate you're ready to swap places with the person standing next to you.

@soverybritish
#VeryBritishProblems

Finally got round to putting up my @verybritishproblems calendar 😂
I love it. Bit peeved that I've missed out on 2 months of British idioms and behaviour - but it's up now. Better than previous years where calendars have never unwrapped 😋

Progress!

#VeryBritishProblems

Useful cut-out-and-keep guide if you work with a Brit.

#VeryBritishProblems #WorkWithABrit

After a 5-year study, a multinational team of engineers, scientists, and mathematicians has determined the smallest measurable arc of a circle — it’s the distance between nipple-numbingly cold and scalding on a standard British shower valve.

#VeryBritishProblems
#Geometry

Yup. #VeryBritishProblems

@Whiskeyomega see, if ask did you mean : 'IS Christmas' that feels rude because, well you're a stranger. But if I just ignore your reply because I'm too embarrassed to ask - that also feels rude. #VeryBritishProblems ... 😆

#tshirt #disappointment #copyright #VeryBritishProblems
#NeverMind #crushed #dreams

#tshirt #disappointment #copyright #VeryBritishProblems
#NeverMind #crushed #dreams

Googling “how long to heat up a mince pie in the microwave” reveals a lot of irrelevant results about mince pies when I’m only really interested in mince pies. #verybritishproblems

Googling “how long to heat up a mince pie in the microwave” reveals a lot of irrelevant results about mince pies when I’m only really interested in mince pies. #verybritishproblems

@wiziwiz And partly because they're British #VeryBritishProblems

@daniel_williams #VeryBritishProblems

Keep going, your words and books are brilliant. #VeryBritishProblems

“Have you started your Christmas shopping yet?”

“I’ve got a few bits” - Translation: I bought myself some clothes
#VeryBritishProblems

Puede haber dicho que el matrimonio igualitario es como tres hombres casándose con un perro y que los mujeres musulmanas parecen buzones de correos, ¿pero echarle leche al té sin quitar la bolsita? ¡Por Dios, no! #VeryBritishProblems
https://news.sky.com/story/general-election-outrage-as-boris-johnson-makes-cuppa-and-adds-milk-with-bag-still-in-mug-11860242