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Beeks · @Beeks
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Happy Saturday Void I hope this toot finds you well. If not, do enjoy this story of a Trumper vandalizing his own property and blaming it on Antifa only to then be sent to federal prison for it. Guaranteed to make you smile.

Denis Molla sentenced to 30 months in prison for fraud after claiming Antifa set fire to his camper over Trump flag - CBS Minnesota
cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/den

#trump #MAGA #antifa #FAFO #voidtooting #sparkjoy #Minnesota

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Beeks · @Beeks
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Dog puked on the carpet so I busted out the shampooer. It of course doesn't work so I have to fix it. Do I know what is wrong or how to fix it? Obviously not. Does that deter me? My friend I say again: obviously not.

The maxim I shall pass onto my children: just keep taking out screws until you figure it out.

(I figured it out *and* fixed it. Please clap.)

#diy #fix #voidtooting #parenting

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Beeks · @Beeks
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A year ago I got an estimate for a new fence. The salesman told me yeah prices were high but probably won't go down any time soon.
I called his bet by waiting. Now my fence is probably going to cost the same but they'll profit twice as much... I really need to learn how to short stocks/futures/whatever would have made me money by the price dropping by 69.97% (nice.)

#lumber #stocks #stonks #notfinancialadvice #actuallynothisisfinancialadvice #dontbuyatthetop #ywfms #voidtooting

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Beeks · @Beeks
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I spent 15 years cooking steak exclusively on a grill and haven't touched either a grill or a steak in over a year at the least. Wife wanted one today so I did what I could with the oven and I gotta say... Kind of nailed it.

#foodporn #steak #omnomnom #stillgotit #probablygoingtohurtinthemorning #gout #worthit #gotwordleintwotodayaswell #hiddenhashtaghumblebrags #alliteration #notreallyhumblethoughisit #dontjudgemevoid #voidtooting #ohmygodhowmanycharactersdowefuckinghaveonmastodon #moreitseems

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Beeks · @Beeks
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I spent 15 years cooking steak exclusively on a grill and haven't touched either a grill or a steak in over a year at the least. Wife wanted one today so I did what I could with the oven and I gotta say... Kind of nailed it.

#foodporn #steak #omnomnom #stillgotit #probablygoingtohurtinthemorning #gout #worthit #gotwordleintwotodayaswell #hiddenhashtaghumblebrags #alliteration #notreallyhumblethoughisit #dontjudgemevoid #voidtooting #ohmygodhowmanycharactersdowefuckinghaveonmastodon #moreitseems

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Beeks · @Beeks
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#boston #royalfamily #fuckthemonarchy #voidtooting

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Beeks · @Beeks
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#worldcup #fuckfifa #iran #mahsaamini #football #soccer #freedom #hashtags #voidtooting #tootingintothevoid #doyourememberthenoid #dominos #ad

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