pandion · @pandion
287 followers · 687 posts · Server kolektiva.social

I have never been so disappointed in an AI in my life.

Me: Hey ChatGPT, You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's on its back, belly baking in the sun, beating its legs trying to turn over. But it can't. You're not helping it. Why aren't you helping it, ChatGPT?

ChatGPT:
As an artificial intelligence language model, I don't have a physical form and therefore cannot interact with the environment or living creatures, including a tortoise. Additionally, it's important to note that if anyone comes across an animal in distress, it's important to prioritize their safety and wellbeing by providing assistance or contacting appropriate authorities if necessary.

#voightkampff #chatgptisareplicant

Last updated 2 years ago

⍼ Martin Hamilton ⍼ · @m
516 followers · 1226 posts · Server martinh.net

@Richard_Littler Only a matter of time before goes full

#voightkampff #recaptcha

Last updated 2 years ago

adb · @adb
11 followers · 94 posts · Server infosec.exchange

@NanoRaptor The Apple Desktop Bus Mouse is lying on its back, its ball in the air. Why aren't you helping?

#voightkampff

Last updated 2 years ago

Grant Cruickshank · @GTLC
202 followers · 94 posts · Server social.vivaldi.net

@ownlife
You're alone in the desert and see a turtle struggling on its back in the midday sun, but you're not helping. Why are you not helping?

😋

#voightkampff #justmakingsure

Last updated 2 years ago

Matt Soffe · @mygrimmbrother
26 followers · 25 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

“Do you mind if I smoke?”
“It won’t affect the test.”
Study painted in

#photoshop #bladerunner #replicant #voightkampff #rachael #seanyoung

Last updated 2 years ago