GayDeceiver · @GayDeceiver
1165 followers · 9890 posts · Server mstdn.social

“All I know is that yesterday, Vorhees the Weirdo spent the entire shop class sharpening a machete.”

#highschool #vorhees #jason #fridaythethirteenth #FridayThe13th

Last updated 2 years ago

GayDeceiver · @GayDeceiver
1165 followers · 9890 posts · Server mstdn.social

“Vorhees didn’t show up to school today.”
“Of course he didn’t. It’s Friday the 13th. The whole family does a thing then. I’m sure we’ll see them on Monday.”

#vorhees #jason #fridaythethirteenth #FridayThe13th

Last updated 2 years ago

GayDeceiver · @GayDeceiver
1165 followers · 9890 posts · Server mstdn.social

“Oh em gee! That weirdo Vorhees asked me out! As if!”
“I hope you let him down easy”
“I made fun of him in the middle of lunch at the cafeteria. Everyone laughed! It was so much fun!”

#highschool #vorhees #jason #fridaythethirteenth #FridayThe13th

Last updated 2 years ago