Count Binface would get my vote if I was in the Uxbridge and South Ruislip constituency! #CountBinface #VoteBinface #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip #TheCrownAndTreaty #MoveThatHandDryerInTheToiletsToAMoreSensiblePosition

@CountBinface that’s why you’re the only choice I have as an action figurine on the bookshelf #VoteBinface

(In reality, please vote for whoever gets the tories out in a sensible way that is in line with the stupid fptp system!)

Tories: We got Brexit done.
Labour: We'll make Brexit work.
Binface: Stop the shitshow.
#VoteBinface