Stu Duerson, machina exo deus · @skydog
165 followers · 1721 posts · Server sfba.socialReaching a doorknob is the hobgoblin of small mimes.
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andrea-smandrea · @andrea_smandrea
23 followers · 1212 posts · Server zirk.usan ounce of prevention is worth two in the bush.
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Jorge Stolfi · @JorgeStolfi
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MikeK · @mkarliner
335 followers · 1875 posts · Server mastodon.modern-industry.comThe journey of a thousand miles starts with a picture.
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Max Leibman · @maxleibman
368 followers · 2758 posts · Server mastodon.socialGive me a minute, I take a mile.
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Max Leibman · @maxleibman
312 followers · 2729 posts · Server mastodon.socialOne good turn does not make a right.
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Max Leibman · @maxleibman
311 followers · 2702 posts · Server mastodon.socialWhen the cat is out of the bag, the mice will play.
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Max Leibman · @maxleibman
310 followers · 2666 posts · Server mastodon.socialThe boy who cried wolf over spilled milk.
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Max Leibman · @maxleibman
306 followers · 2651 posts · Server mastodon.socialFuck around and find God.
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Max Leibman · @maxleibman
303 followers · 2597 posts · Server mastodon.socialIf you mess with the bull, you get the china shop.
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Max Leibman · @maxleibman
303 followers · 2582 posts · Server mastodon.socialA snowball’s chance in hell freezing over.
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Max Leibman · @maxleibman
299 followers · 2547 posts · Server mastodon.socialWhy did the chicken cross the road? Because the grass is always greener on the other side.
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Max Leibman · @maxleibman
298 followers · 2539 posts · Server mastodon.socialHit the nail on the donkey.
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Max Leibman · @maxleibman
298 followers · 2541 posts · Server mastodon.socialSleep with one eye on the road.
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Max Leibman · @maxleibman
298 followers · 2541 posts · Server mastodon.socialPeople who live in glass houses should leave no stone unturned.
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Max Leibman · @maxleibman
298 followers · 2541 posts · Server mastodon.socialBlood is thicker than thieves.
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Max Leibman · @maxleibman
298 followers · 2541 posts · Server mastodon.socialIf the molehill will not go to the mountain, the mountain must come to the molehill.
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Max Leibman · @maxleibman
298 followers · 2541 posts · Server mastodon.socialThe bigger the fish, the harder the pond.
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