In #Waitrose in England and Inheard the most Waitrose thing ever: “Excise me please, I’m looking for dried rose petals, where would I find them?” Of course they had them

I recall @stephenfry saying that he liked #Sainsbury's because it kept the riff-raff out of #Waitrose. That's how I feel about #Threads. Whilst I wish them the best of luck, I cannot see me ever using their sneaky, evil, data scraping little spragger of an app.

RT from Telegraph Business (@telebusiness)

Many of the 200 items becoming cheaper today are part of the supermarket’s “essentials” range, including pork chops that will fall from £4.25 to £3.75 and beef mince, dropping from £3.55 to £3.15.

#supermarkets #pricecuts #costoflivingcrisis #waitrose
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/06/12/waitrose-cuts-prices-of-hundreds-of-products/?utm_content=business&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1686568235

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/telebusiness/status/1668226891809976320

This might be the most unique and #adorable #ChocolateEgg I’ve ever seen.

#waitrose #sunnysidesam

Chester: Canal Side | Boughton Waitrose…
Saturday Morning Walk…
#chester #waitrose #canal #saturdaywalk

Chester: Canal Side | Boughton Waitrose…
Saturday Morning Walk…
#chester #waitrose #canal #saturdaywalk

@BruceShark #Waitrose is definitely the place.

I have a post on a related subject coming up as soon as I can plug the camera 'phone in.

There are quality error messages.
There are terse error messages.
There are cryptic error messages.
There are detailed error messages.
Then there is SOOF
Thank you for some entertainment, #Waitrose

@BruceShark

#Lidl isn't really the place for adjective spotting, though. That place is #Waitrose. Almost everything suffers from the Waitrose Adjectives Added Tax. Even the cat food.

My first thought, upon seeing this years ago, was "How do they know that the cat food is tender and succulent?" Then I did the research and discovered that there's a whole job title that I never theretofore suspected to exist. (-:

https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/waitrose-meat-pltry-jelly-gravy-cat-food/036792-18422-18422

#CatFood #supermarkets

I can't believe I'm writing about a #supermarket - and on the #Sabbath . There's change afoot at #Waitrose and the #JohnLewisPartnership . A potential dilution of the #partner model. Read more here: 👉 https://www.climateblog.uk/index.html#TroubleAtJohnLewisandWaitrose

#Waitrose without Partners!
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/mar/19/john-lewis-considering-end-to-100-employee-ownership-reports?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

I kept seeing copies of "Wired" magazine in Waitrose and thought it was "The Wire", then felt disappointed when I realised what it was, so I got a copy from WHSmith. This is the good stuff! I just read a full page review of a field recording album FFS! #TheWire #FieldRecordings #Waitrose

@selzero

#OhMisterDen; you are #FakeNews...

#Waitrose has #RunOut of #EssentialTomatoes; but among the #AlterrnativeSuggestions, I'm going to try and #MakeMyOwn out of:

- #TableSalt; and,
- #ToiletTissue...

The #Things we #Learned during #Lockdown...

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ⚛️🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠⚛️

🛒 Waitrose scraps Heston Blumenthal’s food and drink range after 12 years

Heston from Waitrose has seen some notable hits over the last 12 years, including the hidden orange Christmas pudding

#UK #News #Supermarkets #Waitrose #Shopping #FoodAndDrink

https://www.nationalworld.com/lifestyle/food-and-drink/heston-blumenthal-waitrose-food-drink-range-4046560

Brexit Britain: Supermarkets run out of turnips after Tory minister tells Brits to eat them to avoid shortages.

Turnips are out of stock in Waitrose and Tesco.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/supermarkets-turnips-food-shortages-rations-b2288919.html

#Brexit #Britain #FoodShortages #Supermarkets #Turnips #Waitrose #Tesco

@mitsiman Not as much as #Waitrose could save by not paying for all of those #adjectives.

https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/trimmed-salad-onions/023549-11426-11427

ANGLERS: "Please stop eating our fish, there's a nice seal?"

SEAL: FUCK THA POLICE

"Anglers despair as trapped #seal eats #Essex lake’s stocks like it’s ‘in #Waitrose’

"A seal trapped in a #fishing lake has “found himself in a branch of Waitrose” and has no incentive to escape, according to an expert.

"The animal has evaded multiple attempts at capture since first being spotted at #Rochford #Reservoir, in Essex, almost a month ago..."

#UKNews #Wildlife #Lulz #Comedy

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/jan/11/anglers-despair-as-trapped-seal-eats-essex-lakes-stocks

@tinaquilts This is an important question for our times, and deserving of a boost.

I suspect that the answer is that this is only the case in #Waitrose .

https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/essential-cream-of-chicken-soup/029401-14365-14366

#MarksAndSpencer seems to have found a source of green chickens.

https://www.ocado.com/products/m-s-cream-of-chicken-soup-505782011

#Tesco helpfully puts the colour matching chart right next to the image of the #soup .

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/250412533

First world problems: if Waitrose really want my custom, they’d offer MyWaitrose e-vouchers for products i actually need, want and buy, rather than a load of wtf is that nonsense! Another week shopping in Lidl here i come! #foodshopping #supermarket #waitrose #lidl #vouchers

Prefer #coop and #waitrose over #tesco or #sainsburys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mCAh6o5ZoE
#organic #ethicalconsumer #ethical #consumer #supermarket