What is it with seemingly irrelevant brands 'making' glasses? I inadvertently bought #wankpanzer glasses last time round (the very fact I need reading glasses meant I couldn't see the logo), and the possible replacement I've found online are by a bulldozer company. 🤷‍♂️

School run is on

#BikeTooter #commute #WankPanzer #SchoolRun

Imagine how safe our children would be if all drove WankPanzers.. #SchoolSafety #satire #wankpanzer #environment #society #auspol2023 #ClimateAction #4WD #school #safety #community

I should feel totally depressed with the idea of going back to work tomorrow but then again I have a nice 16km #BikeTooter #commute waiting for me and my back has been screaming for more cycling after a week of lying on crappy mattresses and sun loungers.
Weather looks great as well. The only thing that could waste it is the #WankPanzer #SchoolRun

@pikesley Apparently:

Wearing 3-hole balaclavas while letting down #wankpanzer tyres is violently evil

Wearing 3-hole balaclavas while destroying cameras is good, actually

Something about this doesn't add up

#WarOnCars

@grahamdunning @failedLyndonLaRouchite @libbymiller It's also referring to:

- the high seating position behind the #Wankpanzer's long bonnet hinders visibility of pedestrians in front, which kills kids
- the A pillar width and position in the #ChelseaTractor blocks sight of vulnerable road users on converging courses, which kills kids
- the high, flat profiled front tends to strike humans in the torso/head then force them under the car, which kills kids

#FuckCars and Range Rovers in particular

@Vostei
„Familienautos“ sind das?
#suv #wankpanzer

@claasgefroi @Landa mit flexiblen Arbeitszeiten und ohne Fahrzeuge in Eigentum einer Person sehe ich da ein riesiges Potential, ohne dass es irgendwelche Komforteinbußen gibt. Ich fürchte aber, dass die Menschen ihren #Wankpanzer nicht hergeben wollen

Paris continues the fight #WankTank #WankPanzer https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jul/11/paris-charge-suv-drivers-higher-parking-fees-tackle-auto-besity

An 8 year old child killed and 12 others in hospital today because someone drove over them in their rogue #WankPanzer.

"#Wimbledon school crash: Girl, 8, dies after car hits building"
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-66120958

SUVs and their drivers are a #ClimateChange disaster, a menace on the roads and a danger to everyone around them. Maybe the #TyreExtinguishers have a point?

When will we save countless lives by getting #ChelseaTractors out of our cities & off our roads?

#FuckCars

I wondered what the plastic box stuck on the side of some #wankPanzer was. It turns out it's a plastic box stuck on the side. For £900.

Can't find a parking space, just abandon your #wankpanzer at the end of the road, what could go wrong? 🤦‍♂️

Last day of school term and I jinxed myself thinking that I might get hit by a driver on way home. Thankfully not hit but 2 close passes in under 2 minutes. #bikecommute #perthdrivers #wankpanzer #brodozer

Stopped in Adare for a bite as I'm passing through. Got into the cafe just in time to avoid giant thundershower.
All going great until '#YerDa' and his wife walked in, sat beside me, and started complaining loudly about the lack of soup. The day before midsummer.
Thankfully she insisted on going to another fancier establishment instead, and have fkd off to annoy them over there.
No doubt their #wankpanzer will try to run me off the road in an hour or so as they barrel home, half cut, to Dalkey.

What is Happening? Urban Architecture #wankpanzer #SUV #ClimateEmergency #ClimateDenial #HousingCrisis #Auspol2023 #satire

Parked my Honda Jazz at Bunnings. Came back to this. Was just able to squeeze in.

#wankpanzer #CrapParking

This is one reason I don't like the current fashion for driving a #wanktank #wankpanzer SUV in towns...

These are the weights and dimensions of the vehicle that ushered in the automotive age. Where did we go wrong? #WankTank #WankPanzer #micromobility

https://twitter.com/rainmaker1973/status/1659996975146717184

@helenczerski Saw this one (along many others oft similar size) in the outskirts of Amsterdam last week. To me it looks like people there don't need a #wankpanzer to add to their ego as much as Germans do. <3 it!

F EG-574-ED You Park like an Idiot*

https://www.blipfoto.com/entry/3101817469065496543

* other words available.

#wankpanzer #blip #blipfoto #gimp #RawTherapee #yplac