Post-Balloongate Bad Idea #14:

Get a bunch of party balloons and attach a cheap ESP32 board with wifi marauder firmware installed and have it running a Rickroll attack that broadcasts multiple SSIDs named for the lyrics of "Never Gonna Give You Up".

War-float that thing across the city.

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