I just learned that there are “water” tasting events and businesses. They have tastings like wine events etc. Water. 🤦‍♂️ “Over here we have the commercially vibrant city water…and over here is Michigan… and that, that’s sparkling ‘soda’ — we don’t know who actually drinks that stuff.” Seriously though… different minerals and PH’s. It’s a thing. I think of #SpaceBalls. What else is out there? #water #watersommelier #wtf #bawk