Woman: I'm going to be an AquaFit Instructor.
Man: is that teaching old ladies water aerobics?
Woman (very condescending, possibly drunk): NO. It's called YOUNG ladies teaching OTHER PEOPLE to be healthy. (Pause) Well, I'm 45 and it's go time...I'm not going to spend the next twenty years of my life in some dead-end job somewhere.
(Pause)
Woman (confidentially): the only reason I can do this is because my husband is in sales and he makes BANK.

#OverheardAtDIA #weHaventTakenOffYet