I can eat the brick wall around the windows just fine, and the glass by itself, but instead, I'm going to take this to paddy cake baker's man. He can bake a cake out of anything. I particularly enjoy his glass frosting, and the brick is much more palatable once it's been mixed into the batter.
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Okay. Just had a #WeirdDream that I heard a funny song and/or skit. It was about a couple who got married without ever looking at each other. This took place in some public place like an auditorium, with lots of people present. Anyway the marriage is all official, they look at each other for the very first time ever, and each realizes they can't stand how the other looks. So naturally, divorce papers are already ready so they complete the process then and there. The marriage didn't even last one minute.

Crazy moments in dreaming: Accidentally grabbing two different people's phones thinking you've grabbed your own because you're trying to show your grandma whom you haven't seen in over ten years how you can use your phone to identify stuff by bar code. #WeirdDream #sleep

Donald Trump was ultimately disqualified from any public office not because of his numorous crimes, but because a cronjob on a computer in Maine failed to run, which lead to the collapse of the power grid controlling the eastern half of the U.S.
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I was watching some very strange show on TV with my family, when, for some reason, an old clip from a podcast I worked on in 2012 showed up as part of the plot.
Wait... Why is @Ranger1138 on my TV? This is wrong! MAKE IT STOP!

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I had yet another "can't graduate from high school" #WeirdDream. This seems to be the replacement, or perhaps parallel to, all the fire alarm dreams.
This time, I was told that, with an average of 44 out of 100, I couldn't graduate, but if I wait a few weeks and submit a new ticket, they will reconsider my request.

I was arrested for some unknown crime. While in jail, I met a 19-year-old guy who sounded a lot like Ronald reagan, who kept telling everyone that he was going to make some big, big changes in this country, starting from the soap in the shower. All soap would be shaped like a rubber duck, and all actual rubber ducks would be banned forever.
While saying this, he was strumming a guitar in open standard tuning for some reason.
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I was at some workshop with a bunch of old musicians, something having to do with setting music to films. As a demonstration of a thing that may or may not work, someone put on an old film, as well as a song clearly old, probably recorded in the 1930's, except it was one of @Onj's tracks.
When I pointed this out, they all claimed that he stole the idea and was in the process of being retroactively deducted for all past royalty costs, approximately £7.38.
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For whatever reason, some of the evidence presented by the prosecution was on 8-track tape, but nobody was prepared to play it.
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I was serving on a jury for the trial of some popular person. This trial apparently took place in a very large swimming pool on a big floating rock.
I was posting to Mastodon about it. Lots of people responded that I was breaking all kinds of laws by doing this, so I suggested they should all just show up, so they did. The rock sank, and it was declared a mistrial.
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Why do I keep having dreams where I'm hearing music in the key of either d or g major? G major are dreams where I'm trying to cling on to this slanted surface trying to climb up it to something, and when d major happens I fall down backwards off of something. and I'm just describing the general baseline. I've had some weird car dreams where music in g major plays and a steep turn happens and I'm trying to hold on, otherwise I'll just tumble into nothingness. I wonder if I'm the only one who has these.
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I bought a rat for $20, named Wally, who somehow ended up as a successful stock broker, and appeared on a 90's-era sitcom playing the piano. He could only play one note at a time, but he had his own theme song
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Today's #WeirdDream was all about getting tied up by a spider and being perfectly OK with it.

Someone poured a thick liquid in my right ear, the worst of the two, which caused me to become permanently deaf on that side. They offered to do the same to the other ear, which I accepted. Unfortunately, the stupid tinnitus was still there, so no benefit whatsoever.
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A couple of police officers on motorcycles in Arizona stopped at the side of the road to take a break. While they were eating their lunch, two cats got on their bikes and took off.
These guys were trying to chase them on foot, but their shoes melted.
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@mektastic @greengaybles @simon This reminds me that I had a #WeirdDream years ago that Alexa sat there fidgeting while waiting for me to give it a command, clearing its throat and whatnot. It even lit up a cigarette at one point.

#WeirdDream where Skeletor was trying to take over Castle Grayskull that was a church in modern times, and He-Man was uhh, Kevin Sorbo.

I sided with Skeletor cause screw that guy.

Unfortunately he was petty about losing and unleashed everyone's nightmares from the dream realm.

I discovered that by pressing the right function key on my Olympus DM-720, I could get into a "Smart Features" menu. This included the ability to connect to a phone and record the phone call, a secure vault for passwords and secret recordings that could be shared with a phone or tablet, Dropbox support, and the ability to transfer files via Bluetooth. I had no idea the recorder had Bluetooth, but thanks to #WeirdDream logic, I wasn't surprised.

I was in the bathtub recording audio training material for NASA about how to get your newly developed clone to talk. Apparently, this was the only place I could do it.
Then, @ner called, interrupting my recording session, to tell me about how his son decided to take a Diamond X50 2m/70cm vertical antenna and attach it to a remote controlled vacuum cleaner because he thought it looked cool.
This could have been our lives.
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I was playing a game that sounded a bit like Doom. When I died, Patrick Stewart rather dramatically announced "USB device not recognized." Then, the final movement from onestop.mid played, but it was done by a real band.
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