"I know kung-fu"

Fun fact: If you became a parent the day this line was first uttered on a movie screen, he/she would be old enough to drive you to your retirement home *today*.

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God BLESS that nice AC Transit bus driver who let me and Benson ride home after a really long day at the office.

Yep, we skipped daycare today. I was not feeling like walking 5 miles today to/from West Oakland. So Benson came to work with me and we had a great day.

He had pets from everyone; he peed on a coworker who wrestled with him and got him all excited; he pooped in the city and even investigates human excrement in the minna street alley; he had treats; i got work done; I was able to stay later at the office; we rode the train home easily and now this bus ride which helped keep both of us into exhaustion. We're tired but not burned. #WeOld

Also, Benson really likes spending time with me. The big lug is snoring now. He ate, wiped his face on his dog tote, and crashed.

I might do the same.

[Alt text: Blue nose pittie under a work desk with said nose and one eye peeking out.]

Hey @DanitaCobble! Look who I saw today! Yep, the one and only @lucasgillispie 😎 who called you “The Queen”!👸🏻😁 #NCTIES23 #GoodOldDays #WeOld