Two cristofascist phonies tried to get me into #whamhalla
Ground!
Nobody wants your #whamageddon, phonies

Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a whambox
And they #whammed me in the earhole
I fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
#Whammin' on my earhole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My earhole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system
Man
— #whammed